lol squared

lol x lol or lol to the power of two
a way for maths geeks to express that something was very funny.

See also lol to the power of -1

-"Somewhere in the cosmos, he said, along with all the planets inhabited by humanoids, reptiloids, fishoids, walking-treeoids and super intelligent shades of the colour blue, there was also a planet entirely given over to biro life forms, and it was to this planet that unattended biros would make their way, slipping quietly through wormholes in space to a world where they knew they could enjoy a uniquely biroid lifestyle, responding to highly biro orientated stimuli and in fact leading the biro equivalent of The Good Life."
-Lol squared!

by Lyde January 23, 2008

on the square

Honestly; seriously; not joking.

On the square, I think you ought to get yourself a pet if you're so lonely.

by Stop the Pendulum September 5, 2005

Square head

Having a non existence jawline

Ethan: Do I have a square head

Elijah: Yea dude, your jawline is non existent

Ethan: shut up

by Bathing Grape August 14, 2018

anti square

the opposite of a person who is regarded as dull, rigidly conventional, and out of touch with current trends.

fi fye fo tell i smell squares in here ...halt who goes there homeboy we anti-square - MAC DRE (ANTI SQUARE)

by OMAR Taylor April 23, 2006

the square root of fuck all

it when you think you have got less than nothing

bob-hey joe what do you think got in that test
joe-the square root of fuck all
bob-same man

by chikinXz December 31, 2008

square

another word for cigarette

Can I bum a square? I just bought a pack of squares.

by creamy May 24, 2006

Suarezed

1. To lose due to your opponent cheating.

Named after Luis Suarez from Uruguay for his last ditch effort to deliberately cheat to help his team advance in the World Cup.

2. Missing out on something you earned.

Guy 1: I saw you talking to that hot chick all night, did you get her number?

Guy 2: No because at the last minute some d-bag stepped in and told her he's a doctor, but I know he's not because I saw him working the drive-thru the other day.

Guy 1: You got Suarezed.

by showboat4 July 8, 2010