Drop a spread sheet

Ejaculate, come, male climax
Act of projecting semen out of the body through one's cock

Did you drop a spread sheet?

Yeah! All over her face and she licked it.

by tickl1sh May 29, 2014

Don't touch it it'll only make it spread faster!

Something the back girl said in the remake of Hell Boy when she got shot with a poisonous twig.

"Don't touch it it'll only make it spread faster!"
Me: That's what she said

by ☆★Midas★☆ January 27, 2022

Spread

To fuck a woman.
Refers to spreading a woman's legs to fuck her.

I would sure like a spread her.

by Judge dredd7 January 9, 2012

The Jani Spread

A "stance" used commonly in Guild Wars and or real life where you spread an unwilling participant and let em have it.

I can't believe you gave em The Jani Spread, you are so terrible and should be ashamed.

by Janos Audren April 29, 2008

Nut spread

Something you put on bread with chili

I put nut spread on my friends cheeks and licked it off

by Cannabilistic chicken April 12, 2024

Spreading my wings

“Spreading my wings” is nyc bird slang and means that the person who is saying the term, going to have sex that same day.

Veronica: “Ma Im spreading my wings today”
Alice: “that means she’s gonna have sex with someone today”

by Nycbirdslang April 14, 2022

Spread them cheeks boy

The action of spreading someones buttocks.

Typically done before sexual intercourse.

Tyrone told Little Jesus 'Spread them cheeks boy'

by Jaquavious Donqavious Bingus October 9, 2023