Unevenly Spread

A person who isn’t spread correctly. Meaning their weird and different, this isn’t always a bad thing

‘She is so Unevenly Spread’
‘I’m unevenly spread but that my favourite thing about myself’

by Your fave uneven bestie <3 July 5, 2022

Raspberry Spread

The pretentious name Meghan Markle is calling her scam Jam.

Meghan Markle's As Ever $25 Raspberry Spread is really $3.99 Smuckers jam.

by Sussex Squad Squaddie March 9, 2025

Caito Spreading

A term used in British Parliamentary which is based on Matt Caito(famously known as fast speaking man). It's used to refer to when you matter dump in a speech and speak very quickly to do so.

"I was caito spreading so bad in that debate the adj had to unmute to ask me to slow down."

by wasteland-peace October 6, 2023

super spread her party

A slut's dream party. Everybody gets a turn wearing her out.

She is always up for hosting a super spread her party.

by Mm08822 June 16, 2022

pay for a spread

Baseball term; buy dinner for your entire team.

Hud:"Hey Dice, did you pay for a spread?"
Dice: "Absolutely"

by duckzor June 4, 2016

Mesopotamian Mud Spread

The process of violently shitting your pants, pulling your pants down, then sitting on something/someone.

"Yeah dude, I heard he visited Margaret Thatcher's grave and gave it a good Mesopotamian Mud Spread."

by ZvyezdaVodna October 2, 2024

Spread the beans

When a man performs a sexual act on a woman that hasn’t been properly cleaned

Well how John spread the beans last night

by anonymous August 28, 2023