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spit roast

1. To roast a large piece of meat skewered with a spit, usually a whole pig, over an open flame. The spit enables you to turn the meat around to help cook it evenley.

2. A sexual position in which a person is taken in the vagina or anus from one end and in the mouth from the other end by two other conscenting adults.
1. "Yes my friend look at that roast pork on the spit its looking nice and crisp and smell so good!" "Dude im jewish that shit is sinful!"

2. "OMG that biatch is a slut she got spit roasted my mates Edwardo and Barnaby" "ye dude next she will be letting us all take turns, i bet she loves bukkake!"
by Tango169 August 14, 2006
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spit roast

See Position 45
High fives are a must.
Bubba and Tyrone had Geoffery on the spit roast last night
by Dorifto October 21, 2004
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Spit or Swallow

A game invented by Australian larakins by which one person has a mouth full of liquid and the other(s) attempt to make them laugh so hard they either:

a) spit out the liquid
or
b) swallow the liquid and choke a little in the process.
In an attempt to avoid a spit or swallow she bent onver in an attempt to hold it in, only to be forehad wacked by his penis which made her spit it all out.
by ladypebs March 12, 2011
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spit roast

when a female is takin it from 2 men one in the mouth and one in the fefe
guess wat guys i was part of a spit roast with a hot ass chick last nite, pity bout the other dude
by Jenn010 July 7, 2006
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bush spit

The act of blowing one's nose without a handkerchief or tissue. It usually involves holding one nostril closed with one's forefinger, and exhaling quickly to expel any snot from the other nostril. Also known as Nebraska hanky
I was walking in the bush the other day and dust had clogged my nose up. I didn't have a tissue, so did a bush spit onto the ground.
by Tex01 December 19, 2007
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Hot Spit

Saying something is cool, sometimes in a sarcastic way
"I found a quarter on the street today" "Well hot spit."
by Soheresthestory December 4, 2011
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Spits and Splatters

While in the process of having sexual intercourse with a woman in the "doggy style" position, the man pulls out and pretends to ejaculate on the woman's back by spiting on it. And when the unsuspecting woman turns around to complain, the man blows it all over her face. This is usually followed by a "what now, bitch!?" and uncontrollable laughter.
Dude, I totally went Spits and Splatters on that chick last night! Her face AND back was covered in my bodily fluid! Hell yeah!
by CoolBlue91 August 7, 2011
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