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sperm retention headache

Also known as male PMS. A common case of sperm retentioon headache (SRH) is attributed to an over due release of male sexual energy. This unreleased engery causes accute headaches along with moodyness and irritablity.
Dude I haven't had any action for so long .. I've got a nasty case of SRH.
by collinc August 23, 2005
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Unwilling Sperm Receiptent

A Politically-Correct Word for a Rape Victim originally suggested in George Carlin's Doin it again (1990)
" Rape Victim : OMG I been RAPED

Police officer : No, your an unwilling sperm receiptent

Unwilling Sperm Receiptent : Oh? Wtf? "
by Vaprous September 3, 2012
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Walking Sperm Bank

A person, usually woman, who is known for having an assload of sex, all the time.
"Chris' sister is a real walking sperm bank. I'm gonna call her and see if I can make a deposit. I wonder if there's a penalty for early withdrawals."
by Johnny Christmas November 30, 2003
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lucky sperm club

a person is a member of this club if they fit the following criteria:

1) they have achieved financial success because of their father's hardwork but think that they are some kind of business genius
2) they have a general arrogance and disdain for others
3) they think they put their pants on both legs at one time
4) they shit ice cream
5) they were born on third base and think they hit a triple
6) they are one of the dicks that show up at bars with their collars popped up
7) when in a fist fight, they often resort to kicking guys in the nuts then driving off in their shiney cars.
The Cooker: "Those kids over there are punks."
Pete Dick: "The ones with the popped collars?"
The Cooker: "Yeah, they are tossing cash around like crazy, and keep running to the bathroom."
Pete Dick: "oh, those pecker heads, no, they are just members of the lucky sperm club."
The Cooker: "humm, interesting..."
by Pete Dick March 21, 2008
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Sterling Sperm Bank

Official term for a Hot Tub owned by a Dick from Sterling Illinois
Ritchie is heading to the Sterling Sperm Bank tonight
by Mustache Riders October 4, 2019
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a ghost with a sperm-box

(in Russian призрак с детородным органом) :

a) an offensive term for a Muslim wears the full body burqa, instead of simply the hijab

b) (as a replacement for paternalism): a new misogynistic method of parental control, and punishment, used by ISIS against their female captives
girl: I am considering converting to Islam

boy: do you want to look like a ghost with a sperm-box, as in definition a) above, or would you like to suffer under a misogynistic paternal order?

girl : eeuw....I've never seen or heard of such a thing, i mean as a punishment

boy: well that's what you'll suffer if you do convert to Islam, especially if you want to join ISIS
by Sexydimma July 30, 2016
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