Spam-Poker or Spam-Porking is someone will having to have sex with a fat and/or ugly rich person just for the money! Spam is the little pieces of pork all put together to make up a faux HAM! IT's a fake-me-out HAM! So Spam-Porking is fake me out sex or sex for money only.
She found a rich suga-daddy and is going over to his McMansion for some Spam-PORKING tonight! She is going to Spam-Pork him for a diamond tennis bracelet!
by pottie mouth September 11, 2011
Get the Spam-Porking mug.Pointless messages, comments, or posts that are repeated over and over again. This word was most likely used thanks to the Monty Python sketch called "Spam". In the sketch an old woman asks what's on the menu, where she is told everything on the menu has spam. After the old woman yells about her dislike to spam, vikings in the cafe begin singing the 'Spam song' over and over, angering and upsetting everyone. The credits at the end all have a reference to spam.
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Spam, or spliced ham, is type of meat, usually canned.
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Spam, or spliced ham, is type of meat, usually canned.
Old Woman: I DON'T LIKE SPAM!
Old Man: Oh, cheer up, dear. I'll have your spam. I'm having spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam and spam!
Old Man: Oh, cheer up, dear. I'll have your spam. I'm having spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam and spam!
by Lovelynamedear December 10, 2012
Get the Spam mug.Related Words
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• Spasmgasm
• spasmoid
• spasmo
• spasm chasm
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• Spasmbee
• spasm attack
• Spasm Attack'em
• Spasm Jerk
Picking Ross' scabs from his chafed inner thighs gave him a massive Scasm. He then proceeded to put them in his sandwiches for tomorrow's lunch. Yummmy!
by jomasi March 4, 2015
Get the Scasm mug.Repeating something to the point of drowning everything else out. Be it a word, sentence, paragraph, an entire book, jibberish, pictures, emails, a type of email (unsolicited), and/or many other things including those that have yet to be invented. This can be in a chat room, email, instant message, text message, online game chat, forums, in person, etc... etc... etc...
The origin of SPAM is a Monty Python skit about spam (the canned meat). Where the Vikings end up drowning out the dialog singing about spam.
The origin of SPAM is a Monty Python skit about spam (the canned meat). Where the Vikings end up drowning out the dialog singing about spam.
Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?
Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words)
Vikings: (Singing elaborately...) Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam!
Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words)
Vikings: (Singing elaborately...) Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam!
by StevetheSteeeve May 6, 2016
Get the SPAM mug.by Sasmeet November 10, 2019
Get the Sasmeet mug.NOT originally-written, lengthy compositions of drivel cut and pasted into unsolicited emails or posted to other people's blog comments sections and / or to internet forums, especially to multiple usenet newsgroups.
Canned Spam usually attempts to support scientifically or politically absurd world views.
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Canned Spam is often employed by Loony Left,Wingnut, and Netkook types in the false belief that most people would believe as they do if only it could be explained properly.
Canned Spam usually attempts to support scientifically or politically absurd world views.
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Canned Spam is often employed by Loony Left,Wingnut, and Netkook types in the false belief that most people would believe as they do if only it could be explained properly.
by Connan the Grammarian March 26, 2009
Get the Canned Spam mug.Those roadside plastic signs advertising dating sites, furniture sales, diets, and work-at-home scams.
They are the guerrilla marketing equivalent of e-mail spam.
From the vast amount of oil-based plastic used to make them, it is clear that the energy crisis is a scam.
They are the guerrilla marketing equivalent of e-mail spam.
From the vast amount of oil-based plastic used to make them, it is clear that the energy crisis is a scam.
Mutt: Check this out, ima be rich an' skinny in 30 days !
Jeff: Yeah yeah. I saw that road spam sign too:
EARN 6 FIGURES
LOSE WEIGHT
GET GIRLS
CALL 1-555-4LOSERS
Jeff: Yeah yeah. I saw that road spam sign too:
EARN 6 FIGURES
LOSE WEIGHT
GET GIRLS
CALL 1-555-4LOSERS
by TekRant June 17, 2010
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