splash damping

The act of reducing the noise subseqent to the execution of a bowel movement in a public bathroom facility.

Person 1#
The bathroom at work was packed this morning! I even resorted to splash damping to save myself from embarassment!
Person #2
WTF is splash damping
Person #1
You know... You put TP on the water before you drop one?
Person #2
That's enough. Why did I even ask.

by SCrow January 6, 2007

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slash

to pull fist into mid torso, like a chicken wing, and strike a person or an animal.

Monzelle kicked his dog like a coward spit at his favorite plant like a whorticulturist and slashed his poor unsuspecting as she baked the violent sleepwalking child his go to cake.

by provider44 January 16, 2010

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Splashkin

The act of receiving a blow job while discharging a 360 degree watery splash of feces, also known as diarrhea.

Our blumpkin bet quickly quickly turned into a splashkin after the indian buffet at lunch.

Rob: Why do you get so excited when Jessica gives you a splashkin?

Justin: Because if you tilt your hips just right my shit gets sprayed on her face.

Rob: And that turns you on?

Justin: Just marking my property man.

by cuttycut5 March 8, 2011

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solasexual

Conjunction: solace + sexual: n. Someone who hooks up with another, not for love, attraction, or boredom, but out of mutual sorrow. adj. Having the characteristics of sexual activity performed exclusively to fuck the misery out of each other.

"My job sucks, my divorce papers came in, and I turned 40 today. Might as well find a crummy dive bar and get some solasexual action."

by Anhedonis October 13, 2011

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sclash

A bowel movement so violent that the splashback tears the butt skin.

Holy shit, that vindaloo gave me some serious sclash!

by myrealnameforealsies February 27, 2014

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Slash N’ Dash

When someone breaks into your car using a demolition saw to take your radio.

Dave: Bro, I was eating at waffle house, and some gay-wad performed the good ol Slash N’ Dash on my truck.

Carl: Really? That sucks you had a bumpin system in there.

by TheRealClarence October 29, 2020

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