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Sniper

Noun, verb
Someone who is unnaturally adept at propelling small objects at smaller targets with great skill and accuracy, most often in sports, I.e. Soccer, hockey, lacrosse, and football, or with an actual sniper rifle. More general uses are those who can fling small pieces of debris at trashcans, teachers, peoples' heads, eyes, exposed cleavage, and balls with great accuracy and velocity, thus causing general mayhem and annoyance.

Common projectiles include: trash, balls, gum bands, pencils, pens, soccer balls, footballs, hockey pucks/balls, sticks, food(carrots), cards, cd's, bottle caps, etc. You get the point.

Common targets: head, face, eyes, junk, cleavage, goals, trashcans, teachers, etc. Anything that shows you have done skill.
Dude, did you see that shot?! He's a freakin' sniper!

Whoa, did you really get that in the trash from here? You're a sniper.

I totally just sniped him in the junk from here with that ball.
by Gaidin014 March 10, 2009
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chat sniper

To send a chat request to someone over an instant messanger like MSN or Yahoo the instant they log in with some random hello or strange quote.
Mech clicks login
0.5 seconds later
Neon: Hi, did you know kittens are furry?
Mech: HOLY HELL, stop being such a chat sniper fool. At least let the email warning come through first!!!!
by Prophet Mech April 25, 2006
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dee snider's strangeland

This movie was written and produced by the decent Dee Snider of Twisted Sister fame. This movie really sucks, but each time you see it on, you want to see it. Captain Howdy and Charleston Hendricks are the lame names he came up with. But what can I say, it's a funny movie.
Hey, have you seen Dee Snider's Strangeland on Showtime? It really is an enjoyable flick, although out right dumb at the same time. I'm out like a hurricane, so latas.
by El_Scorcho August 28, 2003
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eBay sniper

Annoying no-lifes who monitor eBay auctions all day before placing a bid at the very last second to prevent anyone else from getting the item, causing frustration and despair to failed bidders.
"YES, 5 seconds to go and that laptop is mine! All for £50!"
"What the shit? Bitch! Some bastard eBay sniper sniped me at the last second!"
by TheRealThing December 1, 2013
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Severus Snape

A heartbroken guy whose life is a never ending bad hair day.
Person 1: Severus Snape needs a haircut!

Person 2: Have some sympathy for the poor guy, he could have been the daddy to the boy-who-lived!
by Sevvie Snape May 27, 2011
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Sniper jizz

Person 1:AHHH WHAT WAS THAT?!!!

Person 2: You've been sniped.

Person 1:Dude I told you not to use your sniper jizz on me!
by chupe13 July 7, 2010
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Sniperbole

obvious and intentional exaggeration of ones sniping abilities in video games.
I was playin HALO 3 and I got like 8 triple headshots and never died! I pwned everyone! I was totally MLG!

Your sniperbole goes well beyond exaggeration and into big fish territory.
by richardslinger September 13, 2010
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