Sneeze fart

Hahaha that person sneeze farted in front of there crush
by Koibe April 19, 2019
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Fake Sneeze

when you get that feeling in your nose like you're about to sneeze but it never comes out
person 1: aaaaaa-
person 2: are you gonna sneeze?
person 1: nope, false alarm, I had a fake sneeze
by mixer 2 March 16, 2022
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russian sneeze

Another name for when you purposely expel mucous from your ass. This can be caused by excessive fingers in the ass or any other things being in your ass. In some cases there may be shit or jizz in the mucous substance
after all that fingering I'll have to do a Russian sneeze when I get home.
by What's the Internet May 26, 2017
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Bong asshole sneeze

When you made some great food and it makes your asshole sneeze out ouf excitement for whats to come
This food looks great , Bong asshole sneeze.
by Hamcandle January 13, 2020
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sneeze the weasel

To masturbate; the weasel is the dick being sneezed.
"Bro, why are you so late for the meeting?"
"Ah, sorry, I got really horny and had to sneeze the weasel."
by RegaTheChad June 16, 2021
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Grade A dick sneeze

That one history teacher who alters things just to make a party look good
by Dinkster October 25, 2019
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