what are you smoking?

when someone thinks you may be acting weird due to drugs, mostly said as a joke and they probs dont rlly think ur on drugs. say this to people when they say cringy crap or are just weird.

owen: what are you smoking? LOL
mike: I'm smoking your mom

by MonicaChan April 19, 2022

smokaine

smokable cocaine aka; crack cocaine

flying that plane, high on smokaine

by goregasm423 May 5, 2010

smoke the turkey

male masturbation

Instead of sex I prefer to smoke the turkey.

After a night out at the bar I like to go home and smoke the turkey.

During office hours my boss likes to sit at his desk and smoke the turkey.

While watching porn I enjoy smoking the turkey.

by bufumufu1 November 26, 2010

Smoke Monkey

City dweller, especially from a capital or on of the primary cities of a nation.
Often best applied to a city dweller who is out of place in country or sub-urban surroundings.
Someone from a 'big smoke' environment.
A concrete Tarzan.
Possible car theif.

Bloke 1: Dave, your mate Mick's got a headstrong attitude, why's he in people's faces all the time?
Bloke 2: He's a good guy, mate, but what'd you expect, dude's a fucking smoke monkey.

by Snowcaller September 3, 2014

smoke walk

Smoke walking is a Hearthsone term. When a player is keeping his minion stealthed, he is smoke walking his opponent.

I think he's probably gonna smoke walk you with that gilbin stalker.

by Joh9 May 6, 2015

smoke seller

someone who tell lies in order to impress or catch up pepole´s attention.

"You couldn´t have lied like that! you´re an smoke seller"
"That player said he is the best in the world. He must be an smoke seller"

by memrin November 30, 2016

Smoke Rain

Smoking Rain usally a code term for someone smoking a cigarette/Blunt dipped in PCP, WET, FRY.

Sometimes I Smoke Rainand get wetter than a penguin.

Some people like the Snow some people like the Rain but Mane I got Jane in my brain.

by hayes fly guy January 19, 2018