i am so smart smrt

something someone says when they do something stupid but want to act cool.

Duggie: whats 10+10?

Isabelle: 20!! how do you not know that!

Duggie: i am so smart smrt!!

by Come at me bro!! Swagger December 27, 2011

smart

sarcastic for "dumb-ass piece of shit."

"Wow, Mike. I never looked at it that way before. You're so smart."

by juxtaposer December 25, 2008

Smart Parts

Paintball company, reason why the Viking and Excaliburs aren't being made anymore. =/

I downgraded my gun with a Smart-Parts barrel.

AKA > WDP > SP

by Alex December 30, 2004

street smart

street smart refers to things like learnt outside or formal education or books. It usaly means skills such as fighting well, knowing how to get around large cities, it can also refer to talking smart, knowing how to manipulate people and avoide bad situations. street smart's are the skills you are eith born with or learn through expericance. some people who are street smart are also intelligent but the two do not necerserily go hand in hand.

1. ted did really well in exams but he couldn't find things for shit he wasn't street smart he always got lost.

2. mike was street smart on account of the bar fight he got into when he lived in new york

by 09xuerebf February 18, 2010

smart car

A great car little car that not only is extremely fuel efficient, but is also fun to drive.

I bought a Smart Car, and I spend so little money on gas it's amazing.
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That other person who defined Smart Car is just bitter because he pays about 100$ at the pump for his overkill SUV or pickup truck.

by Lorekel September 25, 2005

Street Smart

A phrase dumb people use whenever they want to use the word "smart" to describe themselves.

Dave- Hey, have you read this book?
Mark- Naw man i'm street smart naw book smart.
Dave- You're a fucking dumbass

by sirius911 October 1, 2009

smart ass white boy

Any White male who thinks because he is a White male it makes him the super qualified, go-to authority on all subjects even if it is a subject he knows nothing about.

Rush Limbaugh says if Black teens would only stop listening to that damn rap and pull up their pants they would almost be as good as him. What a smart ass White boy!

by zebop May 31, 2014