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Johnny sins

Johnny sins was a poor kid who grew up in the hood, he pushed past this however and became a world class engineer at 17. He found out that his mother had cancer and that she died. So he became a doctor and cured cancer. After this he goes from astronaut to buisness man and Is known as the reincarnation of Jesus Christ himself
Timmy: even tho Johnny sins is a great person he kinda looks like a virgin
Tom:Yh I bet he is one as well lol
Johnny sins by Penisholeass August 20, 2020
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sinseriously 

Emphatically exhibits the sincerity of your seriousness. The classic use is to close a letter with it.
Dear Urban Dictionary:


Thank you in advance for considering “sinseriously” in your Urban Dictionary.

Were sinseriously to be included in The Urban Dictionary, that would make my day, perhaps even my week.

Sinseriously,
Cyprus Denton Fekks
sinseriously by Cyprus Denton Fekks February 19, 2010
secret instagram where people post scandalous pictures they wouldnt put on their normal instagram
bro, hailey posted a pic of her naked on her sinsta
sinsta by Og John September 30, 2015

Johnny sins

A God or a person who radiates pure energy only one person can achieve
Person 1- hey, who do you worship in your religion?
Person 2- Johnny

Person1- whos Johnny?

Person2- Johnny Sins who the fuck else
Johnny sins by iyad__h October 29, 2020

Sinsackencum 

When a man commits some type of sex act that is not only illegal but a sin as well and is able to finish what he started by ejaculating inside of or on his victim.
The pastor of the Catholic Church of sister Mary was extremely horny, so he took the alter boy into his office so he could empty his ball sack. The pastor committed an act of Sinsackencum!
Sinsackencum by KcChief February 18, 2019

Johnny sins

A living legend, he is a astronaught, dentist, engineer, debt collector, teacher, taxi driver, doctor, painter and much more. His penis has been inside every woman alive. He is most peoples dads. His penis is about 15 inches long, and he can fuck anyone he sees.
Dan: Bro, I just found out johnny sins is my dad.
Frank: Same bro, he fucked my mom, grandma, and aunt.
Johnny sins by GangstaE.T_han March 21, 2021

The Seven Deadly Sins

Seven things that are considered the worst things to do.

1. Greed - Wanting too much of something.
2. Gluttony - Similar to greed, but gluttony is the action of taking too much of something in.
3. Lust - The need to fulfill unspiritual desires (not just sexual desires, but this is usually what lust is associated with.)
4. Envy - Jealousy; wanting to have what someone has.
5. Sloth - Being too slow or lazy at doing something.
6. Wrath - Vindictive anger; angry revenge.
7. Pride - Being too self-satisfied

some other people may say that the seventh deadly sin is anger but this is not true; its pride.
The Seven Deadly Sins were first introduced by the Catholic church