An word used to agree with something or in place of "Okay". Made popular by Russian Meerkat, Aleksandr Orlov from the Compare the Meerkat advert in the UK.
In russian accent: "So you can compare the meerkat, Simples!"
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by smitholi August 14, 2009
Get the Simples mug.a disgusting and vile creature that prays on people in clubs, using the special 'semple walk' it approaches men from a distance, thrusting towards them, until either they run away; or it mounts them in public.
Tom: "which lad you reckon emilies after tonight?"
James: "dunno, collins maybe? oh wait no, there she goes, the semple's mounting her prey. poor guy, he'll never be able to wash that off."
Tom: "Torquebow!"
James: "Thats right tom, c'mon, the yellow bus is round the corner"
James: "dunno, collins maybe? oh wait no, there she goes, the semple's mounting her prey. poor guy, he'll never be able to wash that off."
Tom: "Torquebow!"
James: "Thats right tom, c'mon, the yellow bus is round the corner"
by Mr. Jimmothy January 6, 2010
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One who cannot be wrong. No matter how small the argument is, Symple will prevail victorious, at least in his own mind.
by Symple666 April 19, 2005
Get the Symple mug.A form of STD contracted by the Green Weenie or other variations there of (see Green Weenie) that saps moral, motivation and any desire to move forward in life.
Often contracted after being thrown under a bus, screwed over, Blue falconed (see Blue Falcon) by higher ups, bosses, coworkers and other faculty that may be equal or above your pay grade for their own benefit or amusement.
Most commonly contracted by Military Personnel, Tradesman, Working class laborers, Low income Workers, "Expendable" contractors and personnel lowest on the totem pole within a corporation or business.
Shortened versions: Simplex G, GPSG, GON-G (pronounced GONG)
Often contracted after being thrown under a bus, screwed over, Blue falconed (see Blue Falcon) by higher ups, bosses, coworkers and other faculty that may be equal or above your pay grade for their own benefit or amusement.
Most commonly contracted by Military Personnel, Tradesman, Working class laborers, Low income Workers, "Expendable" contractors and personnel lowest on the totem pole within a corporation or business.
Shortened versions: Simplex G, GPSG, GON-G (pronounced GONG)
"This field op has given me Gonorsyphilitas Simplex G, I just don't give a fuck about about this place or anything anymore."
"I have to call into work tomorrow due to a Simplex G infection, it has left me rather ill."
"You're new here? Be careful about the GPSG virus going around, otherwise you might not last long here."
"Working those sixteen hour shifts the last three days after getting fucked over by Ole' Mr. Bumblefuck got me itching with a serious case of the GONG virus. I seriously give up on this place."
"I have to call into work tomorrow due to a Simplex G infection, it has left me rather ill."
"You're new here? Be careful about the GPSG virus going around, otherwise you might not last long here."
"Working those sixteen hour shifts the last three days after getting fucked over by Ole' Mr. Bumblefuck got me itching with a serious case of the GONG virus. I seriously give up on this place."
by RavnHawk January 21, 2018
Get the Gonorsyphilitas Simplex G mug.When something or Someone is making an effort, only poorly or without any real Enthusiasm for the thing they are doing, Taking its name from Bob Semple, the Inventor and designer of the Indigenous Tank, the Bob Semple.
Steve: "Did you see The Prime Minister's Speech yesterday?"
Brian: "Yeah, It was all Really Bob Semple."
Brian: "Yeah, It was all Really Bob Semple."
by Minitru December 2, 2018
Get the Bob Semple mug.A: It's a rather simple sum. I'll solve it easily.
B: My friend, it looks so simple but is quite complex indeed.
A: Do you mean that it's a simplex sum?
B: Yes, I do. It has both simplicity and complexity inside.
B: My friend, it looks so simple but is quite complex indeed.
A: Do you mean that it's a simplex sum?
B: Yes, I do. It has both simplicity and complexity inside.
by Rajeeb2014 November 25, 2014
Get the Simplex mug.My name is Aleksandr Orlov, founder of comparethemeerkat.com. Please enjoy use of my site. It has been specials designed for easy way of comparing meerkats. Simples!
by lyley2010 October 24, 2009
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