shitelife

Liam gallagher happened.

“Yo bro whats that weird song u r listening to?”
“Parklife by blur mate”
“Shitelife ya mean?”
“Aye”

by Offmecocunut May 15, 2024

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Shiteater

A bored lame attention seeking ass female

She still mentioning me she a fucking shiteater

by fonzoishim May 30, 2024

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shite

The Bri'ish way of saying shit. They dislike it or think that it is very poor quality.

"The world is going to shite."

by blAnch4r3tzs53reeeej44 December 1, 2024

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shite-seeing

Pastime activity

Let's go shite-seeing in the toilet.

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A form of sex in which the guy shoves his dick up the ass of their partner, whether that be a guy or a woman, and the effect of this causes the person receiving the dick to end up having their bowels loosened so that they have to go and shite in the toilet aka taking a dump, or shitting. The guy manages to get his dick out quickly enough from the anus, but the partner shits all over the bed about 2-3 seconds later: a tiny amount of shit lands on the erected dick, which upsets the guy and makes his attempted sex act less interesting in the end.

Guy: Want to have a bit of sex in the bed?
Partner: Yeah, I'm in need of some anal.
*guy and partner proceed to get big dicks.*
Partner: Oh shit, stop penetrating me, I need to do a shit.
Guy: Oh shit! Getting my dick out now....
*Partner shits all over the bed 3 seconds later.*
Guy: Woah, that was close, I almost got shite sex!

by a_random_shitposting_troll February 15, 2025

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