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shart beans

Something that I randomly made up one day and now is this.
Idk really but like just say it as a joke
It came from a song that i heard as
SALAMMMMM
II PAPI

PSSY IN THE PUMP PEE PEE
IN THE GUNK PA PEE PEE PEE
OH
NEVER SMELL LIKE SHART BEANS
SMACK MY PSSY IN THE LIKE THE GULP GULP GULP
IN THE GULP GULP GULP
ok anyways
"never smell like shart beans"
"YOU LITTLE SHART BEAN"
"i just pooped and it reminded me of shart beans"
by goldiethefirst March 3, 2023
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Shart Balloon

Everyone that voted in the 2016 U.S. Presidential Election; a balloon full of human waste, a mixture of both solid and gaseous.
Gender Neutral Example 1: Did you hear that Jacob voted?!

Gender Neutral Example 2: Yeah the dude's a complete Shart Balloon.
by Lilwhiteshark June 5, 2017
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fart or shart

When you’re not sure if the next thing to exit your anus is gas or shit but you go ahead and push it out anyway, that’s playing fart or shart.

You can also raise the odds/danger by adding Pull my Finger to the mix.
Hey Karen, why so glum? You look like you played fart or shart and lost!

Gary! Gaaaarrrryyy! We need to go home now! I played fart or shart, came second and now it’s dripping into my Uggs!

Fucking hell lads, I’m glad I’ve got my hobby catchers on, this is a high stakes game of fart or shart.
by Careless Winsper September 15, 2019
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Jumped the Shart

Jumping the Shark is when a show reaches its creative peak. However, jumping the shart is when a show already jumped the shark, and somehow gets even shittier than it already has.
Family Guy jumped the shark long ago back in Season 3, then jumped the shart in season 5.
by microsoftwindowsvista March 19, 2021
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C-Shart

An alternate way to say "C-Sharp" (The programming language).

The naming is derived from the word "Shart" (shitting and farting simultaneously) and is typically used by soyboys that cannot handle OOP or think C-Sharp is Java 2.0.
Man, I hate OOP. C-Shart sucks so much.
by Big fuggin Tony November 8, 2023
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Bum Shart

The sudden random pain you get right up in your bum hole. That goes as quick as it came.
Oh, fuck!, I just had a bum shart.
by Noam Chumpski March 13, 2018
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i sharted

meaning that you have shat splatters all over your pants its commonly used in ireland
i've sharted me self or i sharted myself
by Green for MEMES June 28, 2022
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