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Any young, effeminate, and fragile boy who often makes outlandish complaints to his mother regarding his environment or other guardians charged with caring for him.
Selby, in the bath: "But mother! The water's too wet!"
Mother: "Shut up and scrub yourself, Selby."
Selby: "Mother! I just know Mrs. Sluggins is a dirty mobster! She's a baritone and has the hairiest lip I've ever seen!"
Mother: "Be good, Selby, and let Mrs. Sluggins tuck you in. I'm leaving for a few hours; she'll be minding you while I'm gone."
Mrs. Sluggins: "..."
Mother: "Shut up and scrub yourself, Selby."
Selby: "Mother! I just know Mrs. Sluggins is a dirty mobster! She's a baritone and has the hairiest lip I've ever seen!"
Mother: "Be good, Selby, and let Mrs. Sluggins tuck you in. I'm leaving for a few hours; she'll be minding you while I'm gone."
Mrs. Sluggins: "..."
by effed eft December 4, 2009
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by DaddyDarkMatter June 12, 2018
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The act of bringing a males genitalia to the brink of spontaneous Combustion multiple times in a day until brought to a lovely shade of indigo...eyes of steal...she'll take your soul..enslave one's heart....the devil himself ,to possess her. He would have to play his part...innocence lost....but destiny found..not held by traditional restraints..her passion and drive knows no bounds...the perfect Bonnie in any adventure and surprisingly more useful than two hands and a bicycle. Can any one man earn or prove their worth. Comfort ,and courage. Dare to disapline animalistic urges and selfish possessions of her love...but if the quest is taken with patience humility and determination for the enlightenment towards the progress of the unit only an act of God can could or might try the immortal union of mortal souls.
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The act of bringing a males genitalia to the brink of spontaneous Combustion multiple times in a day until brought to a lovely shade of indigo...eyes of steal...she'll take your soul..enslave one's heart....the devil himself ,to possess her. He would have to play his part...innocence lost....but destiny found..not held by traditional restraints..her passion and drive knows no bounds...the perfect Bonnie in any adventure and surprisingly more useful than two hands and a bicycle. Can any one man earn or prove their worth. Comfort ,and courage. Dare to disapline animalistic urges and selfish possessions of her love...but if the quest is taken with patience humility and determination for the enlightenment towards the progress of the unit only an act of God can could or might try the immortal union of mortal souls.
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I was shelbytized last night when i lost two hours night the clock stopped still...I felt a presance my cock quivered still..breaking heals and seeking deals I touch myself often ..when I think I'm right..lefty holds me tight....and if I'm wrong to the beat of a different song the zip ties get yanked to tight....that's why as your friend and brother we will make it right...It's better than roofied. Ecstacy and Crack all in one..you've been Shelbytized
by DanTheImpailer September 7, 2022
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by Edzofram January 14, 2014
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