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Evan on Seven

When a particular player or person gets voted off in games like Among Us, Mafia, Town of Salem, etc.
You know what round it is, it’s time for Evan on Seven.
Evan on Seven by Evan on Seven October 22, 2020

Dub Seven 

Marlboro Blend No. 27 Cigarette

Greatest Tasting Cig Ever Created by Marlboro

Known as the stoner cig

Known for its flavorful and mellow taste
Eyoo bust me down on that dub seven.
Dub Seven by nazx420 June 3, 2011

Shed Seven 

A 90's brit pop band from York
Famous for such hits as "disco down", "chasing rainbows" and "speakeasy" to name a few.

Still have a huge following worldwide and after years of demand from their loyal fans reformed to a hugely successful UK tour in 2007.
"Whoah this Indie night is dogga, the DJ hasn't got an shed seven, what a twonk"
Shed Seven by mr_p22 June 22, 2009

Open the Seven Seals

Open the Seven Seals (verb) Referencing the Christian Bible-The book of Revelations, where each seal is opened, and the world is wrought asunder by plague, pain and destruction.

The act of bringing down Armageddon upon another person, for something they did or said, which is as close to a wholesale Biblical Smiting as a human could get.
John knew that my Jane was my girlfriend. He tried to hook up with her last night. She came home and told me, so I got dressed and went to his house and I had to "Open the Seven Seals" on his ass.

Man, I saw the boss Open the Seven Seals on George yesterday. He never saw it coming."

Did he get fired?

He got fired, lost his pension, and was arrested. Then his wife left him for his boss.

Damn.

half your age plus seven 

A totally idiotic and anti-Erotic (with reference to the god of love himself) dividing-line, whereby one may not make a Romantic/erotic/sexual move toward someone who is not at least half one's age, plus seven more years. (Or as non-terrans sometimes say in SF stories, "seven of your years," as though to make the point about the relativity of it all,)
Phaedrus: That gladiator-in-training over there sure has the moves, n'est-ce pas?

Xanthias: Shame on you! He is only 19 years of age, and your are 26! Don't you understand that the "half your age plus seven" rule is the will of the gods?!

Phaedrus: Right, tell Aphrodite that, after she pounced on that cute Trojan cowboy Anchises; tell Zeus that, after he swept away that other cute Trojan, Ganymede.

ninety-seven 

Ninety-seven (97) is a number that comes before ninety-eight (98). It is used to tell when there are 97 of something.
There are 97 nuclear bombs going off in our town!
ninety-seven by Jigglyman July 4, 2003