Xe Services 

The company that is in charge of creating Blackwater. a.k.a. the best company ever created.

Guy 1: "I was just hired by the Xe Services."

Guy 2: "What does that mean?"

Guy 1: "I'm more awesome than you."

Xe Services by blackdude2 July 7, 2010

Child protective services 

A group of Karens. The largest government-sanctioned child trafficking organization in the United States.

Despite their name, they are not a service. They are a coercive means to force parents into psychiatry, as well as place your kids into abusive foster and group homes to guinea pig them with psychiatric drugs.

Never let them in.

Child Protective Services came to your door? Move. You gotta protect your kids from those child traffickers

Child protective services by phuck johnstown June 20, 2022

servicenet 

the most amazing site to ever be createde by a teenager. visit www.servicenet.tk to get in on the action

servicenet is the shit man

servicenet by S to the vash March 2, 2005

Serviceman

A piece of shit, whinging dog cunt. Who’s only purpose in life is pumping diesel and cleaning up their dead cat.

Will never help the fitters and to busy smoking durries in the container on his phone.

Fuck Dan the serviceman has wide childbearing hips!

Serviceman by Nifty the 2nd July 26, 2020

Clinical Services 

A counseling and psychiatry service designed for low-income families. The receptionists are real bitches and the counselors (also called "case managers") are unlicensed and have no feelings for their clients.

Receptionist: "Good afternoon, Clinical Services"
Me: "I am running low on medication"
Receptionist: "And who's your case manager?"
Me: "Joan"
Receptionist: "OK, I'll transfer you to Joan"

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Rescheduling an appointment

Me: "I have an appointment with Dr. Sweet on January 11 and have to reschedule"
Receptionist: "You won't be able to get in until April 14"
Me: "I guess I'll keep the 11th"

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Joan: "We don't have the time to keep signing papers..."

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Joan (to my mother): "If he continues to have any suicidal thoughts, let the police handle him!"

Clinical Services by JLS0986 January 16, 2008

Sexvices 

A pun combining the words ‘services’ and ‘sex’.

“I’ve just given you my amazing sexvices.” He smirked, giving his partner a kiss on the cheek.

Sexvices by nonbinarylen May 7, 2021

servise 

Servise: (noun) The deliberate misspelling of the noun "service". Often to represent sexual innuendos with prostitution and or gay sex. Vernacular slang may vary in context.

Hey, your pretty hot. Can I get the full servise?

servise by The Black Mamba 69 December 11, 2013