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Child protective services

A group of Karens. The largest government-sanctioned child trafficking organization in the United States.

Despite their name, they are not a service. They are a coercive means to force parents into psychiatry, as well as place your kids into abusive foster and group homes to guinea pig them with psychiatric drugs.

Never let them in.
Child Protective Services came to your door? Move. You gotta protect your kids from those child traffickers
by phuck johnstown June 20, 2022
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servicenet

the most amazing site to ever be createde by a teenager. visit www.servicenet.tk to get in on the action
servicenet is the shit man
by S to the vash March 2, 2005
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Serviceman

A piece of shit, whinging dog cunt. Who’s only purpose in life is pumping diesel and cleaning up their dead cat.

Will never help the fitters and to busy smoking durries in the container on his phone.
Fuck Dan the serviceman has wide childbearing hips!
by Nifty the 2nd July 26, 2020
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Clinical Services

A counseling and psychiatry service designed for low-income families. The receptionists are real bitches and the counselors (also called "case managers") are unlicensed and have no feelings for their clients.
Receptionist: "Good afternoon, Clinical Services"
Me: "I am running low on medication"
Receptionist: "And who's your case manager?"
Me: "Joan"
Receptionist: "OK, I'll transfer you to Joan"

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Rescheduling an appointment

Me: "I have an appointment with Dr. Sweet on January 11 and have to reschedule"
Receptionist: "You won't be able to get in until April 14"
Me: "I guess I'll keep the 11th"

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Joan: "We don't have the time to keep signing papers..."

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Joan (to my mother): "If he continues to have any suicidal thoughts, let the police handle him!"
by JLS0986 January 16, 2008
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Sexvices

A pun combining the words ‘services’ and ‘sex’.
“I’ve just given you my amazing sexvices.” He smirked, giving his partner a kiss on the cheek.
by nonbinarylen May 7, 2021
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servise

Servise: (noun) The deliberate misspelling of the noun "service". Often to represent sexual innuendos with prostitution and or gay sex. Vernacular slang may vary in context.
Hey, your pretty hot. Can I get the full servise?
by The Black Mamba 69 December 11, 2013
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Special Jail Services

An elite unit that was designed by two highly trained detention officers at the Muskgoee City/County Detention Center in Muskogee,Ok. They are known for there quit reaction time in riot/hostage situations in the jail.
"The inmates are going to hurt us, we need SJS a.s.a.p. !"
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