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Skutterfuck

Something that occurs that is so completely beyond rational thought, that all the fucks you and your best friend have ever had and ever will have explode in your jeans in that moment. Thus, spraying everyone around and destroying the day.
My sister's girlfriends dog shit in my mouth when I fucked her in the ass. It was a skutterfuck!
by Gingergurl911 October 1, 2019
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scattertude

When a person has got attitude or is upset by something then "scatters" throws all their belongings of objects about.
My wife got upset with me and then trashed the room. She had proper Scattertude
by Bagsy45 November 3, 2019
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scatterbitched

When you like one girl but you also like another girl.
You see I like Lisa but I also like Karen. Many I’m scatterbitched
by Andrew Forcienal November 8, 2019
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SlutterButter

The act of covering a naked woman in peanut butta and wiping it off with ya dick and having her suck it.
hey girl, you wanna go for a round of slutterbutter
by owugbfeirvb ;r ;e;ub t;oebu ot December 11, 2019
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stutter boy

A neek called Ben foster who has a fat stutter but always Denys it his friends constantly remind him of it but he gets sensitive about it
by Robert 6968 December 22, 2019
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shutter-shudder

An involuntary muscle-twitching dat a camera-shy person feels from either having to press da release-button to take a photo, or when he hears da click of da camera when a picture is being taken of him.
One simple way to mostly eliminate image-blurring from fairly-minor shutter-shudder is to use a fast exposure-speed (and a flashbulb, too, if it's fairly low-light conditions); you may need to use a suitably large lens and wide aperture-setting to accommodate said swift-click camera-snap.
by QuacksO January 8, 2020
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"stutter key" expense

Refers to da pesky (and invalid/unfair) extra "last-number-redial" charge dat you unintentionally incur when you try to dial "*67" to block your number from a caller-ID machine, but accidentally end up dialing "*66" because da contacts on your phone's "6" key are a bit wobbly/worn and thus falteringly "bounced" for an instant when you were pressing da key, incorrectly causing dat digit to be dialed twice.
I strongly suspect dat da greedy phone companies actually chose that "double-same-digit" sequence intentionally when deciding what number-codes to designate for blocking your number and redialing da last number, since they knew dat they could generate extra revenue from accidental redialings when people were merely trying to access their line's free number-blocking feature. Fortunately, this last-number-redial service can be opted out of --- I did so in order to avoid any unwanted "stutter key" expenses, especially since not only are a lot of my phones old and worn units dat I picked up at yard sales and so on, but I also tend to be very unsteady and fumbly with my hands, and so my hitting da wrong dialing-keys by mistake is very easy and common for me.
by QuacksO February 8, 2020
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