rock-paper-scissors 

The only way to settle a dispute before resorting to violence.

Dude: "Shotgun!"
Buddy: "Challenge!"
Both: "One two three.."
Buddy: "Fuckin hell!"
Dude: "Hahaha, you're sittin' bitch"

rock-paper-scissors by Big Tim November 14, 2003

bungee scissors 

1. A term used to describe an object or an idea that has no purpose but to cause disaster.

2. A completely unnecessary object, person or idea.

3. Something or someone that commits sabotage.

"We totally allowed ourselves to fail. Let's make sure we don't bring the bungee scissors next time."

bungee scissors by churnice May 2, 2009

Scissored 

drunk. Similar to crunk.

We got scissored on Petron.

Scissored by Joe May 6, 2005

scissoring 

When two people touch taints together

Everyone's got a taint so why not make them touch? "Hey baby... do you wanna do some scissoring tonight?" "Sure" "Ok do you wanna do it laying down or put your legs behind your head?"

scissoring by Vicktastic January 11, 2009

Scissoring 

When two females get into a scissor position ✂️ & rub they’re clits/vaginas together to create a huge orgasm for each other . 🤷🏽 ♂️

Me and Nicole tried scissoring today . I didn’t like it🙄

Scissoring by MufasaDaGodd July 12, 2019

Purple scissoring 

When two lesbians scissor each other so hard that they bruise each others pubic regions.

Bro 1: "Did you hear about those two lesbians that were purple scissoring?"

Bro 2: "Yeah, they both are laid-up in bed now. And on of them broke their foot."

Purple scissoring by dingleberry dickface October 24, 2011

Straight scissors

This requires a male and a female. The female lays on her side and lifts her leg while the male forces one testicle in her vagina and one in her asshole then proceeds to thrust back and forth While she gives him a handy until both parties are about to finish. Once youre there you throat kick the female off the bed and cum on her face screaming cum beats scissors.

Bro I met this girl Alexa and she let me do the straight scissors to her

Straight scissors by Lesbian jack August 6, 2019