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loose meat sandwich

With a group of 4 of more, select the person with the largest ass to serve as the sandwich bun. Then, layer as many flaccid penises between the cheeks as will fit to create the loose meat sandwich. For flavor, drizzle the sandwich with secret sauce. Hint: The secret sauce is jizz.
Whenever I'm in Iowa, I like to indulge in a giant loose meat sandwich, preferably with secret sauce.
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Popeyes Chicken Sandwich

A juicy thick sandwich with a mayonnaise dressing that finishes that crunchy ass like a suit and tie. It is meant to be chucked into someones face so that it pops their eyes out, and then eaten with glorious pain.
Colonel Sanders: If I hear one more mention of that stupid sandwich that is stealing my customers, you betcha life I will Popeyes Chicken Sandwich them down to the core.
by handle.me? November 13, 2019
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sandwich

Why the hell dont you know what a sandwich is?

I guess ill explain anyways,
A sandwich is when you have two peices of bread and put PB&J in the middle ( or another combination ) and smash the two bread peices together, and you eat it

Now You should know what a fucking sandwich is, even though you should.
Guy 1: fuckboicome over here and make me a sandwich
Fuckboi: why the fuck should I?
Guy 1: cause you didnt give me that gas money when we went to WalMart.
Guy 2: make the man a goddamn sandwhich.
by what that ninja do October 25, 2015
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Sandwich Bagging

The act whereby a sandwich bag is placed in close vacinity while you masterbate. Once near completion the sandwich bag is placed over the penis to allow for a quick and easy clean up.
Stephen - "Liam, we seem to be getting low on sandwich bags!!"

Liam - "Yeah my bad, i've been sandwich bagging like a motherfucker recently. Think Adam might be getting involved as well??"
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Sandwich Secondary School

The best of 2 high schools in LaSalle, filled with rich white bitches and whores. As well as dumb ass stoners.
Jim: Hey I go to Sandwich Secondary School.
Bob: Oh so you’re a whore?
by SeanThrawn June 8, 2019
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Pocket Sandwich

When a guy and a girl have sex while only opening their pants enough to "gain access." Used when privacy is limited to areas of very little space. (Done wearing pants, not the same as upskirt)
Dude, I went to this party and me and this girl totally made a pocket sandwich in the closet!
by MeBarkes March 28, 2009
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ultimate sandwich

5 feet high and 3 feet wide, no ones ever eaten the whole thing and survived. Comes with a bucket with ranch on the side. It's taste could drive a lesser man insane, it's made from 30,000 separate grains. It was made by a demon in his kitchen of pain. A shit ton of chicken, a dick load of ham, one explosion of clams, time to fuck her with yams. Now just add Panther, bear meat, and duck, and you got a sandwich that I'd like to fuck... I mean eat.
The ultimate sandwich uses weapons grade ham, to awaken your passion and make you feel like a man.
by Brainf'ermasterpee January 31, 2015
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