sam

ugly girl that likes mason she is so horny for mason. She has a fucked up lip and she is so nasty she is so fat no one likes this ugly hoe

sam ugly hoe

by gaige forrest March 7, 2017

Sam

Has large boobs and small heart. Buddy needs some blistex. He is a boy not a man he is smol and bad at hocki, do not even tri to go for him becus he onli goes for amish ladys, he is rassist and last of al. Haz a thai knee dik

Susie: oh my god Jared broke my heart, he also haz smol dik and ugli Amish gf now
Raspberry: he’s such a sam

by qhqhqqhhqhh May 2, 2018

sam

the most annoying person you'll ever meet. He's really weird and probably smokes weed, also always wears headphones to show he's "cool".

Oh look its sam watch out he might take a picture of your butt

by Martin 123 November 7, 2019

Sam

Person who talks continously about their penis's engirged size despite the fact it is tiny. Believes everything on reddit to be gospel.

You are such a Sam.

by Kelseyb123 April 10, 2013

Sam

Somone who generally can’t spell nuke

Wow Sam is a retard

by Backstage November 25, 2017

Sam

A small guy that has an annoying squeaky voice, wanks to his mum and sucks off dogs

Why is Sam ducking off a dog

by Big D*** June 2, 2015

Sam

A man with a Small penis

Man my friend has such a Sam

by This_i_S_a_NAME April 26, 2016