the biggest manwhore in rustburg. loves to lie and play games, been with lori for awhile but still fucks around with anything he can fuck. Fat ugly chunky loose whore..he fucks them all. His dick controls him and its disgusting. One boy you cannot trust, he has problems. Grosss
girl, i got drunk and hooked up with sam calohan last night" "oh girl i did too! that nasty" "gross girl, and look lori is still with him" "poor girl" "plus his dick wasnt even good!
by anonymousbaybaye December 19, 2010

by The roflemonster April 22, 2009

homo who loves taking it in the ass. this type of person doesn't care who they hurt or how condescending they are. also, nobody can ever be friends with this person, although they pretend to be.
by matt gertz December 15, 2008

1 - Commonly used to describe a once popular individual who has fallen from fame but is yet to realise it. Along with gross over-confidence, a certain lack of wit sums up the personality of such a character. If you engage in general conversation with a "sam" expect frequent interruptions in the form of childish outburst of random sounds. This seems a common ritual in the every-day life of a sam and is only found amusing only by the smattering of remaining cult-followers.
2 - In certain areas of Northeast Scotland can be used to describe a random person who looks similar to Dibs.
2 - In certain areas of Northeast Scotland can be used to describe a random person who looks similar to Dibs.
1 - "God i can't believe that guy keeps trying to talk to me, who does he think he is?"
"Relax, he's a total sam."
2 - "Woah i could have sworn i just saw Dibs."
"Nah, it would have been Sam."
"Relax, he's a total sam."
2 - "Woah i could have sworn i just saw Dibs."
"Nah, it would have been Sam."
by Salway123 May 8, 2008

usually a stupid fuck who tells people he loves them then leaves them with in a few weeks. normally isnt very intelligent, and is very unattractive. NOBODY! likes him because hes a gay douche.
by samual hater January 1, 2012
