mad salt

To be so salty your mad.

Salty

Aaron was mad salt when he lost that fortnight round

by Spark Evergreen May 29, 2019

salt the wound

put some spit on it, stop being a pussy/bitching about the situation instead of growing the fuck up

yo! she's fuckin gone! salt the wound and snag another beaver!

bro, salt the wound and find a better paying job!

salt(ing) the wound is what builds character!

by rhyma480 April 14, 2019

Salted pretzel

Like the outside of a blunt wrap and sprinkle weed over it.

"Bro me and Josh smoked a salted pretzel yesterday."

by DracoCJM July 5, 2017

Getting Salted

Similar to the act of pouring salt on a slug, your mind and body are completely transformed after getting super f*cked up either with alcohol or drugs. / Also refers to having a good time and nothing to do with drugs or alcohol.

Dude! Are you going to Jerry's party tonight, I'm getting salted.

by Jerry Turtleneck November 20, 2017

salt week

The week before a vacation in which all students become exceeding salty and toxic

Person 1: bruh why are y’all teachers makin’ us do work, it’s the week before vacation

Person 2: dude calm down it’s salt week

by Splendidwizard1 February 15, 2018

salt block

The act of going down on a female (generally an unattractive one) in order to get them to agree or commit to something they would otherwise not.

Man, I don't have any cash for a tip so you might need to salt block our waitress Rhonda

by dutch bulb July 19, 2011

Salt-Bridge

When two or more males ejaculate in the direction of each other at the same time. If this creates a steady line of semen than this can be referred to as a 'Salt-Bridge'. Sometimes if there is a third party who is having the bridge built on them they are called a the 'Troll of the Bridge'.

Person1: Yo, bro that was crazy party last night.
Person2: Yah, we made a salt-bridge on the counter of that nightclub and than we made another on that Greek guy.
Person1: He was a good troll of the bridge

by Bobby Herder April 26, 2021