Turtle Sweater

The result of pooping into a condom and proceeding to engage in intercourse.

Don and I had a wonderful round of coitus last night! His turtle sweater kept things moist!

by wildslutangel May 16, 2011

sweaterection

Noun: The appearance of an erection originating from the folds of a sweater or zip up hoodie. This can occur in men as well as females.

Oh man, I was so embarassed. She went to grab my junk, and instead, groped the sweaterection I'd been trying to hide all night.

by Paul Penispants September 19, 2010

Cardigan Sweater

Article of clothing adopted by "Urban" men on the "down-low", in the hopes of passing as straight, but often failing miserably.

That Cardigan Sweater fooled Cheryl on her date, but not the rest of us.

by Bob Pooner March 17, 2011

sweater vest

The fragile man's dress shirt.

While Frank and Joe wear their button up shirts proudly, with a couple buttons undone at the top, their fragile friend, Sam, wears a sweater vest to dress up.

by BizzyBea March 11, 2011

sweater

Extremely hairy man with an abundance chest or back hair referred to as a sweater.

Jeff will you shave your sweater for the trip to the Beach.

by jefferysweater12345678 August 3, 2011

sleeveless sweater

A sweater-vest worn by homosexual farmers. Often a sign that one is a "bottom" or receiver in sex.

Look at that fag in a sleeveless sweater!

by lard_ass_hogan February 14, 2010

Cosby Sweater

A brightly colored sweater with intricate geometric patterns meant to confuse and distract women so that her drink can be drugged without her noticing.

The frat boy wore his Cosby sweater to the bar in hopes that he could date rape some poor woman.

by Doc Bliss September 2, 2016