A person who at first seems very nice, but at a later time reveals that they are in fact a total dick.
Me: Mr. Johnson, will you please accept this paper? I only couldn't turn it in because my mom was in the hospital dying of cancer. You seem like a reasonable enough guy.
Mr. Johnson: SURPRISE! I'M A DICK!!!!
Me: Damn what a surprise dick
Mr. Johnson: SURPRISE! I'M A DICK!!!!
Me: Damn what a surprise dick
by NICKBERT August 15, 2010
When a man douses his penis with Tabasco sauce secretly and then immediately proceeds to insert his penis into a girl's vagina balls deep.
John: I gave Shirley a Spicy Surprise last night and she squealed like a stuck pig!
Jack: Shit son! Oh no you didn't!
Jack: Shit son! Oh no you didn't!
by Ojpoj July 01, 2013
the act of slapping ones girlfirend or lover to wake them up and then blowing your load in their face.
derrick thought it would be funny if he woke his girlfriend up with a shotgun surprise, but the joke was on him because now he's single
by shocktrooper December 08, 2010
When you don't know the chick you're fucking is a virgin, and you break her hymen, causing her to bleed everywhere and then use her blood as lube.
by IGrapeBabies June 07, 2011
A Surprise Gary is a move performed during sex when a guy pulls out to try and cum on a girl, but awkwardly fires in a wayward direction while making a creepy face. This typically happens too early, and leaves the girl unsatisfied and disinterested in a second encounter.
"Man, I feel like such a Creeper because I gave Jill a Surprise Gary last week. I keep texting her, but she won't text me back."
by Creeper McGee October 04, 2013
after giving a guy a blowjob, the blower holds the cum in his/her puffed out cheeks, and slaps his/her cheeks to shoot a mouthful of cum in his face. (aim for the eyes!)
not to be confused with a super chipmunk surprise, where the blower holds the cum in his mouth to shoot at an unsuspecting individual.
not to be confused with a super chipmunk surprise, where the blower holds the cum in his mouth to shoot at an unsuspecting individual.
my hugs called out his ex-girlfriends name as i was sucking his dick, so gave that asshole a chipmunk surprise.
by candiru June 26, 2007
by zachholt April 15, 2011