A Surprise Gary is a move performed during sex when a guy pulls out to try and cum on a girl, but awkwardly fires in a wayward direction while making a creepy face. This typically happens too early, and leaves the girl unsatisfied and disinterested in a second encounter.
"Man, I feel like such a Creeper because I gave Jill a Surprise Gary last week. I keep texting her, but she won't text me back."
by Creeper McGee October 4, 2013
Get the Surprise Garymug. When a man douses his penis with Tabasco sauce secretly and then immediately proceeds to insert his penis into a girl's vagina balls deep.
John: I gave Shirley a Spicy Surprise last night and she squealed like a stuck pig!
Jack: Shit son! Oh no you didn't!
Jack: Shit son! Oh no you didn't!
by Ojpoj July 23, 2013
Get the Spicy Surprisemug. by Heyapple! July 2, 2010
Get the Surprise Fatmug. The chunks of not quite absorbed cocoa mix at the bottom of the glass. Seen after completion of beverage.
by .Bruk November 15, 2009
Get the Diaper Surprisemug. by zachholt May 4, 2011
Get the Brownie Surprisemug. after giving a guy a blowjob, the blower holds the cum in his/her puffed out cheeks, and slaps his/her cheeks to shoot a mouthful of cum in his face. (aim for the eyes!)
not to be confused with a super chipmunk surprise, where the blower holds the cum in his mouth to shoot at an unsuspecting individual.
not to be confused with a super chipmunk surprise, where the blower holds the cum in his mouth to shoot at an unsuspecting individual.
my hugs called out his ex-girlfriends name as i was sucking his dick, so gave that asshole a chipmunk surprise.
by candiru July 28, 2007
Get the chipmunk surprisemug. by No surprises :( November 17, 2010
Get the SURPRISE BITCH!mug.