The usually made-up tragic story that any drug addict/thief/hooker/bad person will tell you so you feel bad for them and will make you feel like it's not their fault that they are the way they are, or made the decisions that they made.
jenny: ugh suzy, look at you! you're fucked up on coke and it's 8 in the morning, and we're in spanish class!
suzy: Jenny, you don't even know what I've been through, I told you what happened...I found my mother dead when I was 8, then I was taken into foster care and beaten and I took to the streets where I became an anonymous circus dancer. You don't know how it feels to have no sense of identity!!!
jenny: oh, suzy, what a sob story...
suzy: Jenny, you don't even know what I've been through, I told you what happened...I found my mother dead when I was 8, then I was taken into foster care and beaten and I took to the streets where I became an anonymous circus dancer. You don't know how it feels to have no sense of identity!!!
jenny: oh, suzy, what a sob story...
by Angelacia June 15, 2007
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the store-going comes first and the adventure follows. You never know what you'll need to be ready for
the store-going comes first and the adventure follows. You never know what you'll need to be ready for
conversation between wallace auden & adam about auden's shopping habits while at the gas/gro
wallace: "who can come to the gas/gro and only buy one thing?"
adam: "well, she's not from around here"
wallace: "this is true, no offense, it's just we're-"
auden: "store-goers"
adam: "exactly"
wallace: "who can come to the gas/gro and only buy one thing?"
adam: "well, she's not from around here"
wallace: "this is true, no offense, it's just we're-"
auden: "store-goers"
adam: "exactly"
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pursuing a sexual relationship with a person self-identifying as native American, aboriginal or indigenous.
Dave was storming the teepee last night. He ended up bumping uglies with Lori up by the TV tower in the back of the pickup truck.
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by your buddies March 13, 2004
Get the The Storby mug.The act of bukkake; a veritable typhoon of sploogey precipitation upon the face and/or noggin of a female
The group of spry, young whippersnappers unleashed a furious buke storm upon Shirley with little warning beforehand.
by Meatzloaf December 29, 2007
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