Shopping Theory

Shopping Theory is the concept that applies to both life in general and shopping itself. If you’re certain of something, you just know. If you see something you absolutely love, you won’t even look at the price tag because you know you want it. If you question it at all, even if it’s on clearance, put it back - you don’t need it. Same goes for everyday life decisions; if you question it you can do without. When you know, you know.

I found a dress that was on clearance but after trying it on and shifting around I couldnt make up my mind if I needed it; because I questioned I applied Shopping Theory and put it back despite the sale price.

by candiedbones April 3, 2019

Sloppy Gyro

When a man has ejaculated after sex with an ovulating woman and he still has a cummy/bloody after-sex dick (it’s still big but starting to go floppy) so he proceeds to stuff his mucky genitalia down her throat

“I raw dogged this peng girl last night and it was class. She was on her period so it would’ve been rude if I didn’t give her a sloppy gyro after”

by Shadow546 June 19, 2019

Sloppy Jacuzzi

when your girlfriend or significant other let’s you cum into their mouth, afterwards they start gargling the cum with their mouth open and head tilted back, then you proceed to dip your balls into their gargling maw of cum.

man i’ll tell you, Mrs. Peterson gave me the best sloppy jacuzzi after class.

by Pyro slavetype July 10, 2020

snopp

the C O C K

IS THE C O C K, OMG IS C O C K. THE SNOPP IS THE C O C K

by SNOPPMAN3069 May 25, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

A southern blowjob. When someone puts a dip in and sucks your penis.

Gary: Hey, did you hear what happened last night? I got a sloppy dallas from jessica.
Dave: Did it burn?
Gary: Nah, but it did leave strands of dip on my pecker.

by AJ Howl October 15, 2020

sloppy dallas

A sloppy Dallas is when a female puts some dip in her mouth then proceeds to give a blowjob to the male's penis

(or girls' vagina).

person 1:Hey babe you want to give me a sloppy Dallas.

person 2:Did you really just watch the mcnasty video and want to do it now.

person 1: Yes

by SaNTi_78 October 15, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

When your girlfriend gives you a blowjob with a mouth full of dip.

Last night, Doobrah gave me a Sloppy Dallas and the dip went all over my shaft which made it look like a turd.

by Osama Bin Ballen October 15, 2020