Jewelry bought by husbands to appease their angry wives. Usually, the anger concerns extramarital skank diddling on the side. In normal households, a gift of jewelry like this would solve nothing; it would be seen as the empty and loveless gesture that it is. However, in the lives of the rich and famous, empty materialism covers all sins and fixes all problems because they have no souls.
Also known as a "house on a finger" when the jewelry in question is an outrageously expensive ring.
Named after the Kobe Bryant episode in which he bought his wife a house on a finger to appease her anger over his raping a hotel skank.
Also known as a "house on a finger" when the jewelry in question is an outrageously expensive ring.
Named after the Kobe Bryant episode in which he bought his wife a house on a finger to appease her anger over his raping a hotel skank.
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(Speaking to his friend on the phone following an argument with his wife over his mistress):
Tiger Woods: I need to run down to Zale's and buy a Kobe Special.
(Speaking to his friend on the phone following an argument with his wife over his mistress):
Tiger Woods: I need to run down to Zale's and buy a Kobe Special.
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Carrying on as if one were privileged. Being especially sensitive to room temperature and/or asking for fruit when ordering fast food. Requesting that car windows be rolled down when blunts are being smoked.
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The proper definition of this term is in relation to fellatio received in a vehicle. However it goes deeper than that. It gives reference specifically to a chica with a "spitter". To put it in simple terms, it is to receive road head from a latina girl who utilizes an empty diet pepsi can to spit the semen into.
The proper definition of this term is in relation to fellatio received in a vehicle. However it goes deeper than that. It gives reference specifically to a chica with a "spitter". To put it in simple terms, it is to receive road head from a latina girl who utilizes an empty diet pepsi can to spit the semen into.
Yo.... this bitch I was mackin at the club straight pulled a Taren Special on my jock... hells yeah......
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