sneeze traffic

A build-up of unsneezed snezes which all come out at once, usually winding and/or doubling up the sufferer.

"ATISISISISHOO!" *stumbles backwards* "Sorry, sneeze traffic!"

by lilcoffeefiend October 4, 2016

Dick sneeze

It’s an urban legend that when someone thinks of you, you’ll sneeze.
Therefore, when someone thinks of your dick, it shall sneeze too.

John: Man, I think I’m sick, my dick has been sneezin’ a lot lately.
Carl: Smh my head my head, it’s just a dick sneeze man. Must be Jessica from last night.

by livingthesecretlife December 31, 2018

Sneeze Tease

The event of feeling like you are about to sneeze but not sneezing.

I thought I was going to sneeze but it was just a sneeze tease.

by Phantom Payne November 19, 2019

Sneeze and squeeze

The occurrence when a person sneezes and ejaculates at the same time.

Did you just sneeze and squeeze?
Yeah, bro my pants are messed up.

by Laura is dumb October 4, 2021

sneeze fisting

Popular among paddle ball players, sneeze fisting is used as a warm up before the big game. Upon sneezing the fist is inserted.

The paddle ball team players lined up to get ready for their sneeze fistings.

by Bagelmuncher2000 February 10, 2025

pp sneeze

very used phrase by pikagirl699, even tho she doesn't have a pp :pensive:

pika : ello
d4dero : pp sneeze
pika : xddddddddddd

by pikagirl699 March 2, 2019

Lmao you sneezed!

When a person sneezes an his bros are too autistic to say god bless you.

Samuel: *sneezes*
Juan: Lmao You Sneezed!
Samuel: Thanks..?

by r33ferdenier August 3, 2023