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Snapshits

A poorly shot or framed photograph that will get a negative reaction every time it is shown to a person. Sometimes a snapshit can be so bad that it will cause the viewers eyes to melt or their hair to spontaniously catch fire.
It has recently been disputed that the Nazi's used snapshits in their bombing of britain.
"I've seen some bad photographs, but this is definitely a snapshit to remember"

"Bomb zem with ze SNAPSHITS!!" - Hitler
by Lady Bob July 12, 2007
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snakes act

In 50BC Princess Berenice IV, next in line to rule Egypt, committed a snakes act by taking over her father's kingdom when her father King Ptolemy Auletes, Ruler of Egypt, left for a business trip.

It was even a bigger snakes act and an act of filicide, that King Ptolemy Auletes had his daughter Princess Berenice IV beheaded.
by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
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snapsterpiece

I'm so glad she took a screenshot of that snapsterpiece, it was one of the best selfies I've ever enhanced and I forgot to save it before I hit send.

Have you seen the guy who draws all those Disney princess snapsterpieces? It's all over Buzzfeed.

I never have snapchatter's regret after I send a solid snapsterpiece.
by snapsplash March 9, 2014
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Snapstitute

Someone who trades booty pics for Snap Cash.
"Hey man, I sent Becky 25 bucks on Snapcash so I could get some pictures of that ball booger catcher, ya heard? She's the best snapstitute around. Top notch booty pics for a good price, ya feel me?"
by Retardedpanda1 November 18, 2014
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Snakes

Man those fucking snakes keep on using clickbait.
by zenitraM ogieD September 14, 2017
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impossible shapes

shapes that cannot be displayed i a three dimensional space (such as your room), they must be played on vinyl.
No, I did not catch the Simpsons tonight, i went to see the impossible shapes. DUHHHH!
by tham nahem September 15, 2003
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Social Snapshot

A misleading photograph typically displayed on social networking sites. Used to falsify appearance and physical atributes.
- "That bitch on Facebook is fucking hot."

- "Nah that bitch is fat as fuck, she just took her photo on that magic fat girl angle"

- "Gaih, fucknig Social Snapshots!"
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