Montucky warm snack

When a person is fingerbanging someone’s butthole resulting in a collection of warm anal secretions while simultaneously snacking on said secretions.

Hey do you want to go grab some dinner?

Oh no, I’m full my girlfriend just made me a montucky warm snack.

by OTPMWS_1 February 12, 2022

Hiawatha Snack

THe act of taking a dump in a burger or sub wrapper and leaving it in a restaurant for the public or a restaurant employee to find.

That waiter sucked so i left him a Hiawatha Snack under the table.

by Cam81 July 21, 2008

Pity snack

The inferior snack a co-worker or friend offers you AFTER they eat a delicious, far superior snack right in front of your face. The snack they will choose to not share with you will usually involve large quantities of butter cream icing. You will ALWAYS be miserable and on a diet when said scenario occurs.

Debra offered me some 100 Calorie Snackwell's, but only after she ate the oh-so-yummy chocolate Ele cupcake in front of me. She must really hate me to offer me such a pity snack. :(

by JPEm July 12, 2011

Scooby snack

When you fart in your hand and put your hand in someone's face

I gave Jack a scooby snack when he was sleeping and he puked

by 69_edits@IG January 15, 2014

salty snack

1. A love interest. 2. A hot girl. (source: Bondi Hipsters)

"You can't go round Bondi chasing salty snacks all day."
"I heard you have a new Delicious salty snack"

by HippoHipsterLicious January 23, 2015

post-bitch snack

An easily attainable meal, often leftover, consumed ferociously by a man or woman as soon as their date either leaves or falls asleep. Most common in the early stages of dating with those who are too shy to admit they need food during the date, or others who are having so much sex that they will die if they don't replenish the carbs immediately.

Person 1: "Hey man, why are you eating like that? You have food all over your face!"

Person 2: "Chill out dude, my date just left so I'm having my post-bitch snack."

Person 1: "I completely understand how extremely hungry you must be!"

by MattyMac October 31, 2009

A Scooby-Snack

It is a sexual act you perform with your partner. It is when you (The Shaggy) put peanut butter on your shaft and testicles and then you're significant other (The Scooby) licks it off like the famous cartoon character Scooby Doo. At the point of climax, The Shaggy is expected yell "Zoinks!" to notify The Scooby that they have climaxed.

"Hey, you want a Scooby-Snack?"

by PimpSlapDaddy May 4, 2021