Smelly R-Kelly

When you defecate on a woman’s face, and amidst the confusion proceed to pop her jaw open with a right hook, and urninate down her esophagus.

“I gave that bitch a smelly r-Kelly, and watched her vomit”

by Doinkahanahue January 25, 2018

carlos o' smellies

A nasty fart after eating Mexican food. Specifically, Carlos o' Kelly's.

"Dude, what the fuck did you eat?"

"Sorry man. Mexican food gives me the Carlos o' Smellies!"?

by whatarethis January 23, 2014

Smelly Batty

A small arse or someone who forgets to wipe when doing anal

Eww Smelly Batty

by Margie Thatcher February 12, 2019

Smelly

No u

Ur so FUCKING smelly

by Jacksman February 28, 2019

Smelly fishy peen

Where you have so much dick cheese and you never clean the peen.

Bro my girlfriend said I have a smelly fishy peen so I shot her ass.

by Big black salami July 31, 2019

smelly

possibly the funniest word in the English language

smelly

by cocunot butter February 14, 2022

smelly smith

A criminal who likes gay butt sex and stinks up every room he's in

That smelly smith is sucking d for cig butts

by trump4ever December 5, 2023