GRAND SLAM

That moment when you come home pissed, then end up Throwing up/pissing/shitting yourself at the same time.

Arrr mate, I ended up having a Grand Slam last night, all over my bed sheets.

by PurpleAki-thelength February 6, 2020

Aqua Slam

The art of taking a crap in a moving river and avoiding projectiles in the process.

Dude!!! Did you just Aqua Slam the Buffalo River? Cha Bro and I avoided the projectile!

by barton084 April 8, 2011

Tammy slamming

When a person (male or female) soaks a tampon in booze & then puts it in their who-who.

Omg, I am so drunk right now because I amTammy slamming a bottle of absolute!

by SmartassSF May 4, 2016

slamming a whopper

The act of pile driving an obese woman.

"When Albert said he was slamming a whopper, I didnt think he meant a 700 pound woman."

by Tuko May 11, 2018

Slam Wagon

A large pick up truck capable of slamming through smaller vehicles or pushing them out of the way. Usually four wheel drive.

My Uncle Tits has a slam wagon. He ran through two Saturns and a Jeep with it.

by JPizzle123 September 30, 2010

Shit Slammed

When you are constipated and pushing sooo hard, just to make that one little poo, that you painfully break your back

Jason calls in sick ..

After school, Chris calls Jason ..

Chris: Hey why weren't you at school today?

Jason: Bro .. Its a long story, and embarrassing

Chris: Aids?

Jason: Nope. I got shit slammed.

Chris: On the toilet?

Jason: Yes, on the toilet .. It was horrible .. But you cant tell anyone!!!

Chris: Damn, thats worse than AIDS. Don't worry bro, you can trust me. I gotta go .. My sister needs to use the phone.

Chris hangs up and calls Austin and Julian on 3-way

Chris: You guys will never believe what happened to Jason!!

Julian and Austin: What??

Chris: He got shit slammed!! Poor little fucker

Julian and Austin: HAHAHAHAHAHAH

by Jesselikesitinthebutt November 9, 2011

Clam Slam

Clam Slam is the female version of a “teabag”

Primarily used in video games as an insult or to piss people off after a kill or a win.

John: why did you Clam Slam that guy?

Maria: he deserved it, asshole was camping the whole game.

by BigDaddyDagger October 3, 2021