Simon's cat

Animation which is about a cat and its owner Simon.

Look at that Kitten from Simon's cat! Isn't it so cute?

by Erica💐 June 5, 2017

simon le bescond

Handsome and really good guy, a kind of gorgeous and funny open Nerd with out of bed hype style. This must be one of the prettiest and coolest kind of people.

This one has the bast attitude, he's such a Simon Le Bescond.

by HellSeg June 6, 2017

SIMON'D

When your courting game consists exclusively of annoying amounts of social media spamming and trying to guilt trip girls into "friend sleepovers" while acknowledging you are in the friend zone and not caring how desperate you are starting to look.

PERSON 1. "Did you hear that Kelly had to turn her phone off the notification spam got soo bad, now hes bought her tickets to dinner and a show....and is using it as leverage to try get her to sleep over?"

PERSON 2. "Shit man, shes getting proper simon'd....RIP"

by Morphiend June 14, 2017

simon millberg

A big Swedish doofus

Simon Millberg is a doofus

by Minecraft mom October 28, 2017

Simon Hickey

A man who can continue to press forward in business and real life despite ongoing attacks on himself, his property and his reputation by lesser men.

Whoa how Simon Hickey was that Bridge? Hit by 2 boats a plane and caught fire, it's still standing.

by Brenenegan June 3, 2018

Simon Everitt

An old man who is selfish, teaches year 6 students useless lessons that have no meaning what so ever.

student 1="who is that horrible man."
student 2="that is Simon Everitt."

by diamond miner May 8, 2018

Simon-level player

Somebody who had the misfortune of being placed in silver, even though they played fairly decently.

Wow, we're playing against a lot of Simon-level players, what a misfortune!

by WittenAziaat March 12, 2018