Samuel L. Jackson

The most whored actor in film history, will appear in anything for the right amount of cash.

Will be in 90% of films being made by the time we get to 2010

"A film about Snakes... on a plane? You bet your mother fuckin' ass I'll be in that"

"A film about aliens who blow up the planet, fix it to blow it up again then fuck us all in the ass and I'll love it? I'm not sure...

You'll pay me 10 million dollars to be in it?! Sign me up nigga!"

All quotes I overheard Samuel L. Jackson say them

by Kieren and Grae July 22, 2006

samurai

A creature with all power, it is said a samurai can destroy the universe with a movement of the eyes. Samurais are the best at everything ever, especially sword fighting and gymnastics. Samurais are born when lightning bolts hit the highest peak of everest, they can teleport and run at the speed of light and fly too.

Pete: Oh my god, was that a samurai?
Joe: No it wasn't
Pete: Why not?
Joe: because we'd be dead if it was.
Pete: what was it then?
Joe: probably a slimy, sneaky little buccaneer shrew.

by vinny_R February 10, 2008

samuel l. jackson

myyyyyyyy nigga!
possibly the baddest mofo on the planet.

see pulp fiction and jackie brown

by roxxor February 19, 2004

samudera

Sex

I had the best samudera last night! XD

by Gamer3436 January 26, 2014

samuelu

A man with small genitals who enjoys walking down snow covered shorelines with other men. Typically can be found singing in the shower to its raining men or crying in his living-room about how his coworkers treat him.

Man you are such a samuelu.

by tHOR'S tHUNDER sTICKICKER July 20, 2017

Samuel L. Blackson

A real nigga

That nigga is like a Mo'Fucking Samuel L. Blackson

by AnusTiedAroundMyNeck May 26, 2018

samurai sausage

When your dick is so hard that it cuts through glass and screams in Japanese constantly

Do you ever wonder if a samurai sausage could exist?

by Don’t take me seriously May 27, 2018