I'm sorry I can't go to your bullshit meeting, but taking the time to pet the seal would be more productive.
by Not Aaron Krause November 1, 2015
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“yeah it was those assholes at Sealed Air Corp”
“sons of bitches”
“yeah it was those assholes at Sealed Air Corp”
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by dicktruckfuck May 24, 2021
Get the Sealed Air Corpmug. Smart, funny, and black comedian known for being creative and intentional.
She loves black people to include black men.
Dope actress known for starring in My brother & Me and Insecure.
You can find Amanda Seales *unbothered and on her trampoline
She loves black people to include black men.
Dope actress known for starring in My brother & Me and Insecure.
You can find Amanda Seales *unbothered and on her trampoline
"The fact of the matter is...Amanda Seales is appreciated
by Cultchafam March 28, 2022
Get the Amanda Sealesmug. Dude, I was banging this chick last night and she was rocking a mad seal toe.
I was at my life drawing class last week and I was finding it difficult to captivate the seal toe this woman was fashioning.
I was at my life drawing class last week and I was finding it difficult to captivate the seal toe this woman was fashioning.
by wrongdongsilver January 24, 2015
Get the seal toemug. Someone who you love and don't want their feeling to be hurt by calling them a name because they are very insecure but have no reason to be you call them a silly seal
by ees September 1, 2017
Get the silly sealmug. When sailors want to kill a baby seal, they have 3 ways to do it. Either shoot it in the head, hit it with a blunt object or a hakapik. They usually go for the hakapik since it's the easiest to use, but if they don't have one, they will use the blunt object (like a baseball bat or golf club). It is also used as a saying because it is an easy task if you hit the seal right in the head, similar to shooting fish in a barrel.
"When I was working on the boat, they made me club baby seals"
"We won the race with 3 minutes to spare. It was like clubbing baby seals."
"We won the race with 3 minutes to spare. It was like clubbing baby seals."
by Skalkin November 10, 2019
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