scientology

a religion for people who hear voices in their heads that tells you to do bad things like burn things, kick that annoying guys ass,and the vocies also tell you that your gay. You are convients that you are not crazy and will belive anything that proves that ecessialy if it says psychologist are wrong or the crazy ones sense they will try to tell you what you don't want to hear. They belive the voices are bad but wather your a scientologist or a crazy person don't lisen to the vocies because you might burn down a house or worst of all kick my annoying ass. that may be just worst for me onless I'm in the house.

crazy due: I'M NOT CRAZY! IT'S THE ALIENS IN MY MIND! THAT WHAT'S TALKING TO ME!

Kid: who are you talking to? Are you crazy?

Crazy due: I'M NOT CRAZY, THE VOCIES WILL LEAVE WHEN I PRACTISE SCIENTOLOGY! THEN WE WILL SEE WHO IS CRAZY!?!? do you want get the voices out TO?

kid: I don't hear vocies in my head you crazy fuck! But thanks for asking crazy fuck.

crazy due: But, but they tolled me every one hears them!:(

Kid: nope...

Voices: you should kick that kids ass then burn down a chruch!

Voices: yes do it, do it...lisen to us!

crazy due: you know some times voices you gest make so much sences

(After kicking the kids ass like a crazed monkey and burning down a cruch like a crazy gorila, that can use a gas can and a lighter that is)

crazy due: why did I ever dout you voices I will belive everything you say from now on.

voices: your gay. no wait super gay!

crazy due: STOP FUCKING WITH ME VOCIES! I did walk walk right into that one thought.

by shafty Mick Jonhson August 25, 2006

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Mockery of Science

1. an upcoming alternative band formed in the Chicago Suburbs (2005) consisting of six girls.

1. damn!!! i want a demo of Mockery of Science...they are damn straight gonna be the next big thing.

by Vince T. September 6, 2008

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Angry Scientist

the scientist from the kickass show Sheep in the Big City. He was always angry because everyone called him Mad Scientist.

General Specific: Mad Scientist here will help me design my sheep ray.
Angry Scientist: ANGRY SCIENTIST! I NOT MAD SCIENTIST! ANGRY!!!!

by the tuna salad December 21, 2004

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Science

An attempt to understand the world.
Often contains big words that are unnecessary.

"Well, It appears science has failed again, in front of overwhelming religious evidence."
--Reverend Lovejoy (The Simpsons)

by anonymous August 11, 2003

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science fiction

science fiction creates our contemporary metaphors, whereas fantasy literature perpetuates medieval metaphors.

for instance, in medieval times, people who saw strange lights or experienced other strange phenonema described the experiences in terms of meeting angels or pixies, whereas, nowadays, thanks to science fiction, people are as likely to interpret these experiences as alien visitations, abductions, or ufo sightings.

by imaginary dave April 3, 2008

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Political Social Science

A personal thought of mine that everybody, no matter what race, or ethnicity, starts out equal. It is that individuals' choice, or fault to practice things that make them appear better, or worse in public society, thus making Politically Correctness wrong. For that people say that you should be nice to everybody for they're all equal, but those people they tell you to be nice to might of done something to lose respect that earns them some forms of chastisement.

Be nice to this Black guy.
No, he got arrested for robbing a store, so he doesn't deserve as much respect. Political Social Science, my friend.

by Colin H. Christ August 21, 2008

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