The prison that the government locks innocent children aged 4-18 in to deal with mental psychopaths they call teachers. They teach them how to be racist arrogant low-life fuckers that hate foreign countries, just how the government does
Kid: Mom can I go to a different school? My ass hurts from all the diarrhea I had in algebra yesterday
Mom: Ok, I'll have to sue the government and beat the fuck out of your principal
Dad: Deal with it son, it's just the first week, quit being a pussy
Mom: Ok, I'll have to sue the government and beat the fuck out of your principal
Dad: Deal with it son, it's just the first week, quit being a pussy
by Food in Africa ate the kids January 19, 2016
Get the schoolmug. 
Normally, people spend most of their childhood in a prison called school. As your annoying alarm clock starts ringing, you slap it to shut it down and then that's when you realize it- the break is over. You reluctantly pick yourself up drag yourself to school. When you get there, you stare endlessly at the towering building, wishing for a snow day so you don't have to go to school. As the bell rings, all your fellow prisoners go with you inside the school. You then sit down in your homeroom, where the warden makes sure everyone is present. As the warden, also known as a teacher, calls your friend's name and no one responds, it is clear he has escaped. The teacher calls the principal, who calls your friend's parents, who tells them he is sick. You sigh as you place your forehead on your desk.
Why is there such thing as school?
by Autumn Applegate March 2, 2021
Get the Schoolmug. by negrosahn May 1, 2015
Get the schoolmug. by <script>alert(69420)</script> February 17, 2022
Get the Schoolmug. A place where you meet your favorite people who will go through the worst experiences with you. It causes breakdowns and people on the brink on the regular because of the overwhelming stress. From that stress, the people you meet will stay with you forever because they’ve seen you at your worst. It’s full of useless lessons, but once in the four years, you’ll have a lesson that teaches you something about the real world.
by Truther07351 November 14, 2017
Get the Schoolmug. by Astoria Greengrass February 23, 2017
Get the Schoolmug.