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Rumpkin

The act of tossing someone’s salad while they are defecating in a toilet.
My girlfriend gave me a rumpkin while I was dropping a massive load on taco Tuesday.
by Rayman1215 June 19, 2022
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Rumpdumtious

Rumpdumtious- Definition, meaning something good or immaculate
Bro this food is so rumpdumtious it makes me want to poop
by Guppy247 June 29, 2022
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Rumping

When you are rejected by atleast 3 Hispanic women and begin to research mass shooters
Bro! I was rumping all night on r/masskillers
by Rumplover July 17, 2022
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Rumpford and sons

The easiest way to Get your point across when you see a fat perfect ass in front of you. Something worth sitting back and taking in- a bunda as some would call it. You can rely on this term and use it in secrecy. Only the real ones know.
Look at her rumpford and sons! It is impeccable.
by Guke2022 August 19, 2022
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Rumpff

Synonymous with ''Obese, foul, multi chinned, atrocious mule'' - Rumpff is a term coined by occupants of ''Meth Valley'' in Bradford County, Pennsylvania, specifically the residents of 4th, Hugh, and Spruce St. respectively.

The word is typically used as a derogatory or otherwise offensive term for heavier set, unbathed, unkempt, alcoholic, and generally putrid smelling individuals, who steal their mothers' prescriptions and sell them, and who despite approaching 30 years old, still live in the same house they grew up in with no plans of leaving.

The word was originally inspired by a local resident of this area, and was so frequently used by 2019, that it was actually labeled a form of ''bullying'' to refer to someone by this term.
''Oh man, that Rumpff is STILL at the bar''
''The ground is shaking... earthquake? Oh nevermind, its just a Rumpff walking down the street''
''There goes that Rumpff again, stealing her mothers car to go to the bar''
by Stroudly Proudly September 16, 2022
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rumple foreskin

rumple foreskin

noun
1.
a member of society, usually a dumbass, who when asked "what are you doing", will respond to the question with "chopping wood with my shirt off and committing tax fraud".

this person may also: talk about the McDonald's Hamburglar, play the 1982 Phil Collins song "I Don't Care Anymore" while doing a Dark Souls run, fill up bottles of piss while playing a truck driving simulator, fixate on train surfing through Sub-Saharan Africa in a coal cart while haggling with the African people.
"Hey, rumple foreskin, you roll dumpy blunts and your Backwoods are dumb as shit"

"Shut up dump-ass. I bet you couldn't even handle driving on the show ice road truckers"

"Shut up darsh"
by Hunkle October 3, 2022
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Rumpelstiltskin

When a woman is on top riding you like a motorcycle, and starts having explosive diarrhea on your ball sack.
Things were getting really hot last night until she gave me the nastiest unexpected Rumpelstiltskin!
by Knight_Rider February 28, 2023
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