Little Red Riding Hood

Upon finishing having sex with your partner you leave their place and proceed to kill and eat their grandmother. Afterwards you lay in waiting in grandmothers clothes for her to visit.

Dude, I got to do the Little Red Riding Hood to this chick last night.

Did she bring a picnic basket of food?
Of course not.

by The Three Horsemen January 16, 2011

riding the wave

when you're high on molly, weed, and alcohol and are on a wave of high-chill and happiness, and then get sad again but know youre gonna feel happy again and then you feel happy and then you ride the wave. Instead of saying do you ride the wave, you say im a wave rider.

"Are you a wave rider?"
"Yea im riding the wave right now"

by halfwaytobasic February 17, 2018

bull riding

The act of finding the fattest woman to fuck: fuck her doggy-style and wrap your arms around her if you can; then whisper in her ear "you are the fattest bitch that I have ever fucked"; and hold on for the ride.

That fat bitch deserves a good bull riding.

by Mrchipper May 15, 2010

Riding A Semi

To have a half erect penis.
Riding a semi is often used in public to tell someone without revealing it to everyone.

Dude, I'm riding a semi right now.

So at the party I was grinding on this chick, but I started to ride a semi and had to get out of there quick.

by Stoan February 28, 2009

Riding the Metco

When a white girl has sex with a black kid from the inner city, who is a member of the Metco system.

Damn, Olivia be Riding the Metco all the time!

by Serena Russell June 5, 2013

bareback horse riding

to ride a horse without a saddle sitting bare on their back.

I went bareback horse riding today on a horse

by rosebudford June 30, 2017

Riding the Bus With My Sister

When you do or say something that makes you seem retarded. From the Hallmark Hall of Fame movie of the same name starring Rosie O'Donnell in which she plays a "challenged" person who, surprisingly, rides the bus with her sister. What could have been a touching portrayal was ruined by the fact that she spent the majority of the movie screaming and acting like an insane monkey rather than a noble portrayal of a person with mental handicaps. So really, you are acting more like an insane monkey than a retarded person. Can be shortened to Riding the Bus.

"Do you really think you should wear leggings under your skirt? It's a little Riding the Bus with My Sister."

or

"Don't talk so loud in the movie theater. It makes you too Riding the Bus With My Sister."

by The Carester September 26, 2005