Republicans

Republicans are stupid, and Democrats are stupid. Deal with it, and don't get on everybody's case just bc of their views. jeez.

everyone just needs to chill tf out. Not all republicans are crazy, just the people that make the news.

by imsorryifurnameiskyle May 15, 2022

dirty republican

The act of semi-consensual sex with a +55 white male that never takes off his grass stained new balance shoes while he pumps post vasectomy sperm into a younger blonde female while yelling either: ( don’t tread on me!) or ( tell me America is great!)

NEVER FORGET IS ALSO ACCEPTABLE (only in September)

If you want a “dirty republican” just mention how nice your neighbor Craig’s lawn looks next Sunday! 10/10

by Dicks Navis October 12, 2021

Galactic Republican

A kick-ass Discord user who's profile picture is half the helmet of The Mandalorian (Din Djarin) and half of the face of Donald Trump. Galactic Republican is a good man who wishes to spread good political views on some of the most tense Discord Servers!

Person 1: Galactic Republican just joined the server!

Person 2: Hell yeah, grab your popcorn because its about to get real in here!

by big _brain_me January 25, 2022

republicans

Members of one of America's two largest political parties which, like it or not, are equals in opression as well as service. It has recently become trendy to hate them, because Green Day tells us to. It is better to be a republican than a tool whose information is force-fed to him through the hose of MTV's *infinite* wisdom.

Tool #1: Dude, Bush is a douche
Tool #2: Yeah. I don't wanna be an American Idiot. Let's go smoke some weed.
Non-Tool: Hey, or you could smoke a shotgun, instead.

by double-barrel doobie July 7, 2005

republican

many people who do not understand how to fix the issues just blast republicans, because it is easier to make fun of them then to fix something (this is the same when a democrat is in office too). The democratic party and republican party have become so old and irrelevent and bad at solving issues that they both need to be stopped. However, no parties are capable of doing more then their own little stupid agendas for example, the legalize marijuana movement is only trying to fix one issue, they have no stances on other issues. these parties are called third parties.

Republicans follow the following stances. (not always, but usually most)

- Second admendment strengthening
- Delegalizing abortion
- Lower taxes

The democratic party is on the other more extreme end of the specturm. Republicans range on the conservative side (which nazis are too the more extreme end of the same side). While democrats range on the liberal side (which communists are too the more extreme end of same side)

George W. Bush-republican
Al Gore-democrat

by pogogunner May 18, 2006

Checked Pant Republican

Noun. A member of the U.S. Republican Party who eschews conservative social issues in favour of those political policies meant to perpetuate the priviledged position of himself and his wealthy fellow travelers. Sometimes also referred to as a "Country Club Conservative", "Republicrats" or "Rockefeller Republican", the latter term derived from former U.S. Vice President and Governor of New York, Nelson Rockefeller. Checked Pant Republicans consistently pander to the plutocracy of the United States through the promotion of issues such as reduced progressivity of taxation, reduced restrictions on commerce through the elimination or reduction of regulation, the promotion of free trade through the unilaterial elimination of "protective" measures such as tarrifs, quotas, etc. (in short the promotion of a "School of Manchester/Chicago" approach to economics). In turn, they tend to ignore/downplay the social issues important to Cultural/Movement (aka "Real") Conservatives, such as the fight against abortion, the promotion of traditional, Western based, Judeo Christian cultural norms, unapologetic patriotism, the defence of the traditional nuclear family, the fight against the rise of cultural degeneracy, opposition to bilingual education, opposition to public acceptance/promotion of open homosexuality, school vouchers and prayers in school.

Republican Voter #1: "Hey, I'm, thinking of voting for Mitt Romney rather than New Gingrich. I just feel that Mitt better captures my feelings on Wall Street Fatcats getting richer through bailouts, Chinese imports gutting our manufacturing base through our unilateral elimination of tarrifs and quotas and our slide into a degenerate society that is being undermined by liberal values on basically everything."

Republican Voter #2: "Better think twice, son. Both Mitt and Newt are nothing but Checked Pant Republicans, conveniently masquerading in the primaries as Real Conservatives in order to win your vote.

by el cornudo February 21, 2012

cadillac republican

Most leaders of the Republican Party are Cadillac Republicans. They're the very rich, the kind that smoke cigars in smoke filled rooms, being evil and lying to the public. They take advantage of the chevrolet republican. Similar to neocons or neoconservatives. Named for the cadillac, an expensive car.

Karl Rove is a cadillac republican.

by William Blaze October 9, 2003