Ranchero

Little man. BIG dick.

I met this little ranchero last night, and he wasn't so little if you know what I mean!

by sass a frass May 15, 2006

Ranchy

Something very gross, usually referring to an action someone has done. A close synonym to nasty and bad.

Girl: The guy in our history class wants to go out with me, help!

Friend: Ew, that's so ranchy!

by OXGGknowsALLXO November 21, 2014

wrinkle ranch

area of the pool at the Mandalay Bay in Las Vegas, NV that is full of old people,

dude, let's go setup shop over there, "nah, that's the wrinkle ranch, let's go to the other side"

by stitch April 7, 2004

rotten ranchero

stick a raw egg into the anus,and poop it out without breaking it.

Guido won the egg toss by ending it with a rotten ranchero.

by cessna July 12, 2006

Hidden Valley Ranchin

1. The act of having sexual relations with a girl, then quickly pulling out to ejaculate on convieniently place letuce. When finished the man makes the girl eat the letuce

John: so guys guess what i did last night?
Ryan: tell me you werent Hidden valley Ranchin her last night did you?
Brittany: Yes he did.

by Mr.Blopduken July 9, 2010

Whitely Peak Ranch

A wannabe cow ranch with some of the most pathetic trout fishing. A place where horses respond to coyote callers and where city slickers live out there dreams to be cowboys. It is just west of Kremmling CO aka Kremtucky!!

Yo Bro you headin to Whitely Peak Ranch? Yeah man going to catch some guppies and get me a mustache ride....

Dude I just got back from Whitely Peak Ranch learned how to fall off a dirt bike and roll an ATV

by DeadPioneerLady October 7, 2011

ranci

a fucking idiot who steals the gen on mc

ranci is hated by most people

by dhansaklamb October 21, 2020