Roald

Ginger headed males of a unique variety who will spend $40 on fish n chips at any given opportunity. Appreciates guns, chinese people, monkeys, beer, gay chinese monkeys, porn, fish n chips and Kylie Minogue. Roald's tend to get shit-faced drunk with their grandmothers, strip off their clothes and bury strange objects in the garden. Roald's do make very entertaining characters, although it is advisable to approach them with extreme caution when intoxicated or in possession of a gun. The secret to making friends with a Roald, OR capturing a Roald's heart lies in a suprise cheeseburger. The distinctive coloring of young Roald's does tend to capture the interests of horny female middle-aged school principles....

Person: "Hey man.. can i ask a favor?
Roald: "Nah
Person: "Pleeease?
Roald: "Nah

Person: "...What if i got you a burger...?
Roald: "FUCK YES!!@$%@!!!

by 235hi8ygsdk4 January 30, 2010

Christiano Ronaldo

The biggest soccer failure of all time. He thinks he is the best, but he is the worst. Many girls call him handsome, but he is greedy. He played against Messi in a Clasico. He did score, but Leonel Messi scored last second and beat his team

Christiano Ronaldo sucks. He always takes off his shirt. such a show oof

by Messithebest trust me October 27, 2018

ronalding

Someone who sweats; someone who sweats so much for no reason

I ran four blocks and I was Ronalding so much that my shirt had to be drenched.

by Ronalding December 19, 2014

Ronaldo Duran

A lying pussy ass mexican bitch.

Stop being a Ronaldo Duran (stop being a pussy ass mexican bitch)

by Truestdefinitions August 13, 2016

Ronalds BigMac

When you and your girl decide to eat at Mcdonalds but then realize the both of you dont have enough cash so you swipe some ketchup packets from the counter and drag your girl to the restroom where you proceed to drizzle the ketchup on her pussy and eat her out like how'd you eat a big mac.

You:SHIT! We dont have enough for a meal!
Girl:How about Ronalds Bigmac?
You:Sure that would work too!

by scrotusMCbrotus December 6, 2018

ronaldo cristiano

Some backward word that is awesome to smart people.

Ronaldo Cristiano is totally not a name

by Some stuffies September 21, 2020

ronad

A guy who is a massive weeaboo. Hates going outside and just sits in his room and plays PC. Has 7 body pillows (all of them stiff)

"Alex was about to jump off the roof, but I told him never go full Ronad"

by ThatGuy217 May 13, 2016