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by chow yung fat June 24, 2003
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Pig Roast

A popular American custom for feasting at family get togethers, wherein a whole pig is roasted for everyone to chow down on along with other pot luck items.
Mr. Gentile loved the pig roast, but Jacob just stuck with the potluck dishes (Isaiah 65:3-4).
by Jacob Israel May 27, 2009
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The Roast Game Theory

1. The theory of who the child is, when he or she was born, and when he or she was slaughtered and eaten as a "Christmas Roast" for not believing in Christmas. It's a theory based on the fact that families literally ate their own children as their "Christmas Roast" after slaughtering them for not believing in Christmas from 1998 to the summer of 2017.

2. A catalogue series on YouTube, Bitchute, and Archive.org to show evidence of where the child was slaughtered by obvious blood stains, even before that, it was based on the smell of inside the house, because humans like children, smell like a dead pig.
Just like Darwin's Theory of Evolution, The Roast Game Theory is a plausible theory.
Just like Evolution is a fact, The Roast Game is a fact too.
by BM99 January 17, 2019
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wiener roast

A party featuring an unhealthy amount of males and dwindling population of females...Terrible
The outdoor version of a sausage fest
Tommy - Hey let's go over to that huge keggerthat Tanner is having I heard there is so many vaginamite girls there. Plus it's outside so we can go swimming.
Johnny - HELL NO! Never again the last party he had I had horrendous nightmares it was such a major wiener roast.
by G69 May 15, 2005
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Surprise Roast

To engage a woman in the sexual act of a 'Spit Roast' by surprise. This daring manouevre is best inititate with oral sex first, afterall, if she has her mouth full it's harder for her to object.
'We took her back to our place and she got so worked up, that she loved it when I slipped in behind her for a Surprise Roast'.
by Brick Boy & Spud May 20, 2009
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Zimbabwean Spit Roast

Where two men have a dildo in they're ass and they put they're asses together.
Hey Fred? You ready for the zimbabwean spit roast we havin tonight?
by Senpai Grasshopper November 8, 2015
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Double Spit-Roast.

A sexual activity requiring five people. Recipient A is traditionally a woman, but can be male as well. Since recipient A is a woman, recipients B, C, D, and E are all male. Two men would penetrate recipient A's mouth, while the other two men would penetrate the vagina/ass.
Tonight, Courtney and the boys were going to have a Double Spit-Roast.
by Serious Descriptions May 28, 2020
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