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urban dictionary readers

Every person who reads, browses and makes articles in the website urbandictionary.com.

Article (or definition) makers in this website can be classified
in:

1.- 12/13/14 year olds who instead of giving a definition that explicate the whole and exquisit meaning of a word, give their own and personal definition based on their thoughts and personal point of view.
For example:

(Taken from an article about "emo girls")

-We emo girls don't cut our wrists because we dress like that-

These people lack knowledge about the word dictionary in urban dictionary.

2.- People who give a complete and redactated definition but just copy and paste a chunk of text from Wikipedia, Wikia or practically any informative website.

These people lack knowledge about the word urban in urban dictionary.

3.- People who respect and follow the whole concept of Urban dictionary but can't write anything longer than three miserable lines.
Usually found to be the kinds of definitons with over 6500 upvotes.

These people lack knowledge about redaction.
A: I stopped browsing urban dictionary because the urban dictionary readers suck.
B: damn straight.
by SaveKekistan.exe July 10, 2017
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wireless dutch rudder

A dutch rudder has someone working the arm of your hand your spanking it with, difference is, the wireless version has the person on the other end of the phone is "talking you through it" instead of actually physically being there to do it with you.
Hey bro, 'ol girl worked me over with the wireless dutch rudder last night while we were texting, just as good as the physical version!
by K1974 May 4, 2018
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right-hand reader

An OCD-impaired bookworm who stubbornly keeps his gaze straight ahead when turning a page, and so he reads the right-hand side of the open book first, before reluctantly redirecting his gaze to the left-hand page.
Being a right-hand reader maybe be okay for a tome that has a separate item or article on each page (like a "Jim and Tim Talk Duct Tape" book or a "Choose Your Own Adventure" missive) and therefore may not have to be read in "progressive" order (i.e., from one page to the next) to make sense, but it can be exceedingly problematic for a "standard" essay that "flows forwards" through the entire book; attempting to be informed or entertained by reading this type of work's pages "out of order" can be very confusing.
by QuacksO October 17, 2019
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Behind the scenes Dutch rudder

When your friend is doing someone Doggy style and you stand behind them naked and move their hips.
Man me and jimmy behind the scenes Dutch rudders her and she had no clue
by Mike Oxtasty May 1, 2020
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Matt Bennet Ridder

Hey look, it's Matt Bennet Ridder!
by naziswereright November 30, 2020
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The Hurst Rudder

The HurstThe Hurst Rudder. Getting a haircut while jerking off and someone grabs your elbow.
The Hurst Rudder. Getting a haircut while jerking off and someone grabs your elbow.
by Not hurst February 5, 2021
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said the mind reader

A phrase to add on to a sentence when you're not sure what else to say.
My weekend was great...*awkward silence* said the mind reader.
by persononacouch December 21, 2022
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