The Question

A legend passed down from generation to generation... some say it's a myth, others cannot phathom the possibility of it's existance, nonetheless in any situation, drunk or sober, when a male approaches an intellectual convo and just happens to pop in, oh so nonchalant... "do you shave?," and then proceeds to resume conversation as if the question was never uttered.

"How about the Bears game... I think they have a chance at winning the Super Bowl, by the way, do you shave?" (Pause for comprehension)"...so you think they have a chance?"

by Bruce Dickinson July 5, 2003

dot dot dot question mark

Used in face to face conversations when something really random has been said, instead of '...?'

Kate: So how did getting the abducted by aliens go?
Alana: Dot dot dot question mark.
Kate: I KNEW you loved it too much!

by IAmUrStalker December 16, 2010

Dumb-ass question

A question that has no point or is no ones concern

" Boy: hey are you dating (insert race)

Girl: that's a dumb-ass question, why do you care"
"do you want to get drunk tonight?"

by Bloodylegendary August 16, 2011

HOLY FRICKING SHIT:bangbang: IS THAT A MOTHERFRICKING JOJO REFERENCE?1!1!JOJO IS THE BEST FRICKING ANIME JOSUKE IS SO BADASSSSS :sunglasses:Yo Angelo! Oh you’re approaching me:question:But it was me, Dio:bangbang::joy:

1. HOLY SHIT IS THIS A FRICKIN JOJO REFRENECE?!

PERSON 1 Is that a frickin jojo refrence?! HOLY FRICKING SHIT:bangbang: IS THAT A MOTHERFRICKING JOJO REFERENCE?1!1!JOJO IS THE BEST FRICKING ANIME JOSUKE IS SO BADASSSSS :sunglasses:Yo Angelo! Oh you’re approaching me:question:But it was me, Dio:bangbang::joy: PERSON 2 frickin jojotard...

by Reimuudesu January 22, 2021

question mark

(noun)
Someone whose sexuality is yet-to-be determined.

Shoshana: Is Mark straight or gay?
Kate: Mark's a question mark.
Shoshana: Alrighty-then.

by Noah Juarez June 14, 2005

question mark

A tasteful alternative to wtf, emphasizes confusion more and other emotions (such as anger) less.

*Person A walks in on Person B eating mustard out of the bottle*
A: Uh... question mark.

B: I had pizza for dinner yesterday
C: Did you put strawberries on it?
B: No, meatloaf.
A: ... QUESTION MARK.

by vx14 December 29, 2007

Rhetorical Question

A question asked in which one already knows the answer to not expecting reply; simply to be a dick, to annoy you, or for some other odd reason.

"Why'd you get me pregnant Jonny?"
"I thought you loved children?!"
"I do! I just wanted to make sure you remembered.(:"
"You're a crazy hoe, I'm out! Call me when you need child support. Better yet, I'll give you a booty call within the week."

Now you see, the moral of the story is never to ask rhetorical questions.

by Peterbuttajelly February 28, 2010