Puerto Rican Wet Willy

The act of licking one's hand and slapping someone across the face.

Fred was upset with his friend so he moistened his hand and told Nick how he felt with a Puerto Rican Wet Willy.

by Jack Vs2.13 November 30, 2010

Puerto Rican Tupperware

An empty tub initially meant for butter that is used to hold a number of delicacies from Puerto Rico, including, but not limited to: arroz, habichuelas, arroz y habicuelas, arroz con pollo, sofrito, asopao, sancocho, and much more. Can often cause trust issues in children, due to the confusion of whether or not a butter tub will actually have butter in it. May also be found in Cuban and Dominican households.

I wasn't paying attention when I opened the Puerto Rican tupperware in my mom's fridge and now I have arroz con gandules all over my toast.

by Frrt McFrrt August 26, 2013

Puerto Rican Mayo

The sperm of a male or transvestite Puerto Rican.

Cameron wants some Puerto Rican mayo. Really. Really. REALLY. Bad.

by Happy puerto rican April 15, 2014

puerto rican breakfast

put a raw egg in a girls pussy and eat it out

hey some hot chick can i give you a puerto rican breakfast and she's like what is that and i said it is were a put a raw egg in your pussy and eat it out.

by james hatch May 8, 2007

puerto rician suitcase

A suitcase made for travel, usually by fashioning a cardboard flat into a rectangular shape, using duct tape and a knotted rope for a handle.

Joe: "What's with the Puerto Rician suitcase?"
Bob: "It's all I could come up with on such short notice."

by Antenna February 15, 2008

Puerto Rico

An island that is part of the united states. They are for the most part, self governing. They collect welfare, pay taxes, and vote all for the us government.

Another example of diversity in the united states.

by yankee February 9, 2007

Puerto Rican Shit Mouth

The act of farting diretly into a girls mouth, and proceeding to throw her down an elevator shaft.

My wife spent three years in a coma and woke up with her mouth tasting liek shit after i gave her the Puerto Rican Shit Mouth.

by Rikki fo sho December 9, 2008