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protestant

the other 13 entries are embarrassingly inaccurate.
protestant means to protest the truth of holy scripture, and to reject all doctrines not based on the teachings of the bible (gods word revealed to man).
puritans were people who wanted to ''purify'' the church of 'popish' doctrines. henry V111 although he had a dispute with the pope was never a protestant. luther was a reformer of the papacy but he never denied the mass and ergo was never 100% protestant.
protestants reject doctrines such as the papacy, the priesthood, the 'petrine' (rock) theory, mary worship, wafer worship (the mass/transubstantiation), genuflection, crucifixes, candles, scapulars, holy water, indulgences, purgatory, etc. etc. because they are inventions of man and are not based on the bible.
by soundprod August 29, 2006
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Surge Protector

Someone who runs interference between you and a stupid person - like a tool.
Man, I can't stand that Tool. I need a surge protector.
by GCH October 9, 2005
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Protest Vote

It's when you're sick of it all and so you -> VOTE FOR RALPH NADER !!!!
Because a DEMOCRAT should NEVER be president...
by protest voter October 15, 2004
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Hector Projector

One who has arms that do not fit his body and also has the general anatomy of a skelington. One who projects his arms to lengths that should not be possible for any human being.
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professor bitch

A Professor Bitch is a teacher who has a grudge on students FOR NO REASON, they double all the work students find boring, and half the time for Fun stuff
John - Ugh.. Mr Frank is such a Professor Bitch..
Tim - Ikr!
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Skeet protest

Where in order to protest something or just for fun several thousand guys get together at one spot and jackoff and skeet all over the floor,ground ect. and later the people they were protesting against will have to clean up all the skeet.
Are you going to that skeet protest?
by Judge dredd7 April 25, 2011
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professor x

you guys dont know sh1t about anything. if i find out where any of you lived it'd be over, b1tch.
you're all losers. i'm better than you.
by frank morrissey November 11, 2003
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