Da Professor

Da Professor is an awesome fish at Pickering valley feed and farm, a pet store. He is known for huge ass eyes that look somewhat like glasses and make him seem intelligent (because he is!). He is scheming right now to make it out of his tank.

oh shit! da professor finally made it out of his tank!

by shananogins March 10, 2005

Intel Dual Core Quantum Processors Version 3.16

The Intel Dual Core Quantum Processors Version 3.16 is a processing chip that uses quantum technology instead of the AMD and Intel i3, i5, and i7 processors. This new quantum technology allows for 1.5 more tetraflops to be generated instead of the low 0.25 tetraflops in the AMD processors.

I got a new ASUS laptop that has the new Intel Dual Core Quantum Processors Version 3.16 with 1.75 tetraflops!

by quantumprocessors July 7, 2011

professional day

A "professional day" is a term used in often in Consulting and on Wall Street to suggest the worker will not be working a traditional 9 to 5 job, but will rather be working 8 to 6, 8 to 8, 7 to 7, 8 to 11, or worse. Outright saying that the individual will be working 10 to 18 hours a day would be illegal in many circumstances, so the term "professional day" is used to convey such a situation during employment interviews

employee: (leaving the office ~7pm)
boss: where are you going?
employee: (cautiously) home
boss: (indignantly) we work a Professional Day here, get this work done

by james10038 September 26, 2007

professer

not to be confused with professor, a professer is one who professes things. no degree is required.

dovid was a professer of math. didnt know a lot of it but always talked about it.

by Meir Hashas April 6, 2015

The Professional

Receiving oral sex while simultaneously using your partner's head as a means to roll a blunt.

I wanted to smoke before having sexual relations but she had to get up early. The Professional satified both of our needs.

by Mrk T January 1, 2008

processing

The act of leaving work at 3:30

I am going to pull a processing and leave work at 3:30 today despite my desk is full of work to do.

by concerned employer May 31, 2011

professional

A woman with no morals; also considered as a slutish female that many males have been acquainted with.

"In Dade County they call'em 'ANIMALS'
In Savannah they call'em 'PROFESSIONALS'
~by the late Camoflage

by creammy_3 December 19, 2003