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Optimal privation

Why the privation? Do you want to know? They NEED you... To NEED Jesus and their reality monster.
Hym "So... If you DON'T ACTUALLY NEED THEIR REALITY MONSTER... Well... That's nothing a little OPTIMAL PRIVATION WON'T FIX! Then you'll have nowhere else to turn. And if you DON'T? Well, the creature will sort you out after you're dead. So, they need to manufacture it with inaction. People can be quoted saying 'Well, so-and-so could fix world hunger over night' BUT that would get rid of all the privation. No need for Jesus anymore. The church would have no one to feed to justify all of the money they are given. The poor are perpetual money farms so long as you create a perpetual state of privation. Because people are always willing to donate to charity or church. They aren't even expected to spend all of the money ON THE ACTUAL THING FOR WHICH THEY ARE BEING GIVEN THE MONEY. The don't have to show their receipts."
by Hym Iam August 14, 2023
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Bells Pricetag

When you have a large skintag on your bollocks
Slag: the guy i shagged last night had a Bells Pricetag, it was as if he had a third ball!
by Wee S July 20, 2024
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Caucasian Privelege: The Matrix

The only reason Caucasians have access to the matrix is Caucasian Provelege.

Without it, they would drown to death in their own Caucasian guilt tears in the slums of Mumbai, a la Slumdog Millionaire.
Caucasian Privelege: The Matrix.

The only reason I am a racism, colonization, cultural appropriation and pedophilia victim is due to Caucasian privelege.

Ain't nobody begging to have their access to the matrix forcibly removed like India and Free Palestine.
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The private school Association

Schools that are meant for rich kids, and Have high standards for academics. with some exceptions not in a bad way (MCS).
John: yo TJ is the private school association good? is it meant for good academics?

TJ: I mean it can be, but some of them aren't, like at my school we are behind in some academics, and the teachers can't control their kids. One of them even got rizzed up.

John: Cool beans!
by V the goat B2B Vdawg January 30, 2024
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Alphabet privelege

When someone gains an advantage due to their name's position in the alphabet such as being graded earlier or called later for something they don't want to do
I hate alphabet privelege, it's so unfair that clarence gets to go before me. fucking C's ,am I right?
by synthqueen555 May 4, 2024
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Handsome priveledge

Is where people treat you different because of your attractiveness. Some people argue that hot waiters get bigger tips at restaurants then overweight ones because of there appearance but there is no evidence to back these claims.
He got free pop and salad at the restaurant because he was broke, talk about handsome priveledge
by HoodforChrist May 15, 2024
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Handsome priveledge

Is where people treat you different because of your attractiveness. Some people argue that hot waiters get bigger tips at restaurants then overweight ones because of there appearance but there is no evidence to back these claims.
He got free pop and salad at the restaurant because he was broke, talk about handsome priveledge
by HoodforChrist May 15, 2024
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